Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>Successful DC: Tell the guard youll let him live, if he unlocks all the puzzles and gives you all the treasure in the dungeon
>Prisoner: Tear off a strip of clothing to staunch your wound.

>Past robot: Reattach your arms and legs, and get out of there.
>Current robot: Pick up toybot, place on head for safekeeping.
>Sam Cesar: Flip that big lever on the wall from off to on.

Toybot: nudge one of the many robot corpses over to the head so he can take it over.

From Stick Figures With Hats

>Lab Assistant: Consider similarities between the game and the recent past of your life, suffer existential crisis, but continue playing anyway.

wait are you getting commands from somewhere else? or are you just making some up for team 2?
regardless, team 2's green boi will move forward and obtain that item.

>Be the pumpkin. Where are you?

>HM: What's wrong? Was it something you ate?

Oh yeah, also meant to ask, how exactly does the infinite grist loop roxy has set up work? I didn't really get that, like i understand it mainly works using those widgets that could convert objects into grist but i dont get how she altered them. Did she just make them not use up the card when it wen...

>In fact, contact all of your friends to tell them you've got the game.

I read Act 8 a while back in 2016, followed it until it went inactive. I noticed when it first started again, but held off for a while, since those multi-character dialogues looked really arduous. And they kind of were. But honestly I'm glad I caught up just recently, it's very nice to read. I don't...

>Collective U's: Be very confused. Try to work out how to stop any more of yourselves from appearing.

>Empress: what are you up to now?

Those are some very good additions.



from Regular Webomic

Well, just the whole deal with Zero, an incredibly powerful entity which lives in its own void of sorts, seeking to consume the inhabitants of the rest of reality, by sending out vessels of its power, only to be stopped at the end by one of these vessels turning against it (Uno instead of Gooey). Al...

>If you say more swear words than he does that means you win, I hear.

Also it recently struck me that this whole story series is similar to that of certain Kirby games, which is cool.

What no, Uno is totally diplomatic enough.
>Group: descend to where the fighting is going on.

NG+ DC: Ask the guard how the machine in the treasure room works.
Lab Assistant DC: Call out and ask if anyone is there.
Past DC: Follow the guard who ran away to see where they went.

>get a paying job now that you are of age

>Take bunny out of top hat and wear it