Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Journey. I'm an intensely critical person but I cannot find a single thing about that game that doesn't work. Level design, art, mechanics, don't get me started on the freakin soundtrack. Go play the game (it's like $6 on mobile), listen to "I Was Born For This", and transcend your mortal shell.

Off topic(?): If there is a homestuck.xyz minecraft server, or if there's going to be one, I would join in a heartbeat. I love the cubes man.

Oh also! -It's essentially an RP server except that the players' characters have the same names as them and are in many cases indistinguishable. Yikes. -PIg dude is named Technoblade. -Someone's character is canonically part-enderman?? -Wilbur Soot is a streamer and he's on there. Also his character...

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I finally, after over a year of knitting, figured out how not to twist my purl stitches! It turns out that I was wrapping the yarn clockwise on knits (I'm left-handed, so everything's backwards...which is a-whole-nother set of issues) and counterclockwise on purls. The knits were fine, but the purls...

All I know about the Dream SMP is that there's this prison (Poseidon's Vault or something?) some of the players built. It's supposed to be inescapable because, as the name suggests, it's built underwater; not only that, there's a bunch of guardians swimming around to give any players inside the maxi...

Wow, news about Hiveswap from the team that's making it? I'm proud of them.

No idea. To me, HS^2 is both dead and alive until observed.

Okay the one with WV and the Earth C society copypasta was actually really engaging. The others were pretty enjoyable to read too (although the one with the influencers started off boring). Can we just get bonus updates instead of the main story, please?

Wow, looks super ugly!
I hope Hussie somehow improbably learned his lesson and made a plot outline this time!

What the hell was that?

DISCUSS!!

hey at least Karkat looks dope as heck

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oh shoot, actual hint of plot happening! aw darn, the house got blown up. I just want to see John immediatelly rocket himself upwards, go through the black hole and sucker punch Alt!Calliope and Dirk in the fucking face https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586605750227566629/766445442959278090/unk...

>SEVERED MOUNTAIN HANDS: Try to find a way out of the tunnels with your two-mile-radius vision.

PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:58 pm

lol dont worry Yiffy probably ages faster thanks to dog genes, remember the two month pregnancy?

remember the satanic twilight baby whose soulmate was an adult man? this is her now. feel old yet?

Like okay the explosion has happened in the church, but how much are you going to bet that we're just going to swap timelines again and we're not going to see what's really going on over there. I bet they'll switch POVs to Rose and Kanaya shooting at the church, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised...

basically nothing happened, so that's par for the course

yep

that's it