Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Just hopping in to say I called Xefros's friend being Cridea years ago.

Have a nice night.

Good update. I'm getting impatient for the new aliens, though. It's not longer suspenseful, show me what the hell Rose made.

Oh shit gottem

So I was rereading the commentary for the april updates and it made me take a closer look at this panel. Unless the "something odd" was the croc, which is not out of the question, I noticed the sewing pins. If you'll look closely at pic related, you can see that the pins in Harry's pincushion are in...

Forget her hair. She has black ears, Jade/Bec has white fur. Does she dye her little ears????? Or does rose somehow carry the black fur gene.

Im very curious to see Dave since Vrissy called him an "old loser". Wondering how did they do my bro :( Dave is "dead" in this timeline. Candy Dave is now Davebot and is following calliope into the meat timeline. That aside, loving Yiffy. If you swapped the shorts for slacks she could be a gerard w...

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I think my post is getting a lot of attention from people it wasnt directed at. I was moreso referring to posters that use phrases like "some kind of futa".

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This is stupid, random, frankly disgusting, paints everyone involved in a terrible light, and I love it. This is equius in the form of interpersonal drama.

Equius is the best character in Homestuck fite me

Why would I fight you for being correct

This is stupid, random, frankly disgusting, paints everyone involved in a terrible light, and I love it. This is equius in the form of interpersonal drama. Edit: Also wow I did not expect this level of disgust from the possibility that an adult woman has a weiner, in the fandom of a comic that has h...

A while back it was mentioned that the staff wants to put less emphasis on meme numbers, and 413 has been skipped in the past. I wouldn't get my hopes up, but it's possible we'll get something for 413 and they were only overlooking dates like 612 and 1111.

I personally like the twice a month, large updates. If they crammed two updates into one day it would be a bit much to absorb in one sitting, especially given how text-heavy homestuck is. Plus, this let's them space it out so you dont get too bored. I think asking for daily updates, even small ones,...

First Guardians are allegedly there to protect planets with sentient life so that they can go on to play the game, but what are they protecting them from? And even though I dont know what they're protecting the planet from, they seem to be doing a shitty job at it. Bec doesn't really care about anyt...

for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did I actually have a Casey crack theory: she establishes the Earth C version of satanism, having reflected on the cruelty of the Gods who kidnapped her as a...

I can't tell if those last two posts are ironic, but please take that goofiness elsewhere, this is not the place for you to make fun of the opinion that Carapaces Should Have More Respect. I'm not being sarcastic. I loved the consorts, and I do consider them kind of a "package bundle" with carapaci...

Game constructs got shafted in general. When was the mast time a consort got a pesterlog?

I think Aranea is terribly mistaken when she calls the green cherubs benevolent and the red cherubs malevolent. I think green cherubs are cancerous, but red cherubs are more like viruses, or maybe just death. TT: But in the process of killing him and you, I release your master, who is just as deadl...

I personally think what Dirk and Rose are doing here is out of the ordinary. There's no way humans were made with this kind of tech, since the trolls never entered our universe, and there's no reason for a cherub to have done this. Even if we use the "forbidden lore", assuming that even has any rele...

Granted. You can make a dank hoagie whenever this sumbizzitch wants, but it's dank. As in cold, damp, and smells funny.

I wish for more ancestor lore.

I'm fairly certain dream selves are game constructs, and therefore function like all other game constructs: they have an artificial history and seem to have "always existed", but from the perspective of the narrative they actually just get "loaded in" once someone plays the game, and then are able t...