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by JakeMorph
Thu May 29, 2025 6:26 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: yell into the void about ur unpopular opinions
Replies: 1
Views: 238

Re: yell into the void about ur unpopular opinions

We got like a dozen of these threads already
by JakeMorph
Thu May 29, 2025 6:25 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: whats a homestuck ship you dont like?
Replies: 10
Views: 5121

Re: whats a homestuck ship you dont like?

i heard the word "janeliborn" leave the confines of someones mouth the other day and physically recoiled because like. wow. really? not even a "tw: wheel of names dot com picked out this rarepair" It seems unfair to act like this is some kind of randomly generated pairing. Obviously they don't like...
by JakeMorph
Tue May 27, 2025 11:54 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Jake is a good character, he tries to change my mind.
Replies: 6
Views: 1918

Re: Jake is a good character, he tries to change my mind.

I feel that this thread needs a more robust definition of what your "good opinion" of Jake is. The title is about whether he's a "good character", which is pretty subjective, though we seem to have turned it into whether he's had a lot of impact on the story, which is a pretty different question. It...
by JakeMorph
Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:04 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: [HSBC spoilers and speculation] is everyone gonna ignore the newest S page's audio's name or what? [baby's first thread]
Replies: 7
Views: 9515

Re: [HSBC spoilers and speculation] is everyone gonna ignore the newest S page's audio's name or what? [baby's first thr

holy fuck, op was right on the money LMFAO? erisolsprite ends this latest update with "welcome to hell" because the next update is page number 666. my god
by JakeMorph
Tue Jul 02, 2024 9:08 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: [HSBC spoilers and speculation] is everyone gonna ignore the newest S page's audio's name or what? [baby's first thread]
Replies: 7
Views: 9515

Re: [HSBC spoilers and speculation] is everyone gonna ignore the newest S page's audio's name or what? [baby's first thr

I think it would probably be a mistake to look for any deep lore revelations in james roach audio filenames. i'm not sure what going to "hell" would even constitute in the homestuck universe anyway
by JakeMorph
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:47 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Why don't they just prototype lord english
Replies: 2
Views: 5782

Re: Why don't they just prototype lord english

probably because sprites are ghosts which seek out the dead and the doomed. and english is like the exact opposite of that
by JakeMorph
Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:46 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Do all mother grubs have horns like kanaya?
Replies: 1
Views: 4353

Re: Do all mother grubs have horns like kanaya?

https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/02129.gif The only other known mother grub has plain horns with no hook. So they can have different horns, just like trolls. To be clear, though, looking after the mother grub is the responsibility of all jade bloods . Kanaya is a rarity in that she g...
by JakeMorph
Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:49 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Roxy time!
Replies: 15
Views: 27228

Re: Roxy time!

I liked this :) not a whole lot to say it was just an all round solid romp with roxy and look at her character. I really liked the art and rose was a pleasant surprise possibly my one complaint was the way the whole two roses thing was treated. sort of a flippant way to get the whole "actually there...
by JakeMorph
Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:09 pm
Forum: Forum Question and Answers
Topic: Why is t b h being replaced by desu
Replies: 33
Views: 181797

Re: Why is t b h being replaced by desu

i'd rather it be rid of, just because it makes things look a dozen times more obnoxious. if people want to put desu in their own posts theyre free to do it with their keyboards i think
by JakeMorph
Wed Jan 22, 2020 4:15 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

I don't understand what people mean when they want to see Vriska "come to terms" with her transness when the entire point of it in her Pesterquest episode was that it was in the past. She was already a girl when Homestuck started. A character centric narrative does not necessitate that EVERY part of...
by JakeMorph
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:16 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

> wah wah the transgenders making a thread to talk about transgenderism is unnecessary because people are going to argue

> comes into thread about transgenderism just to argue with transgender headcanons
by JakeMorph
Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:08 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

Frankly I'm far more interested in the fact that the cobalt caste is "male dominated" but Mallek remains the only male cobalt we've seen. this is an important point. a slice of 7 individuals out of Probably Millions (citation needed) is not going to be representative of greater trends. cliper is no...
by JakeMorph
Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:40 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

Sighs. that is the entire point of the matter. Cliper's potential here stems from the stated rarity of a cisgender boy amongst the jades. We don't know if such a thing would be have focus though, he might just be a secondary character and remain as just that. Could be they plan on exploring the ide...
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:05 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

With Clipper it could be him being the only person like himself on earth c and how that could impact him as a person. A very different story could be told between them. Dude could feel isolated and alone. i don't think you're fully grasping that a transgender man is still a man and would still expe...
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: Fan Content Discussion
Topic: The Palettes of Homestuck sprites (discussion thread)
Replies: 37
Views: 76940

Re: The Palettes of Homestuck sprites

john's layout is definitely an improvement. you could probably arrange the individual colours vertically rather than horizontally now that they're in spoilers, it'd be much easier to read
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:24 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

i guess that could be "interesting" if we assumed that the jadebloods were still a caste dominated by women on earth c, which we can't, because jadebloods on alternia and beforus were produced naturally from a mother grub bar two. jadebloods on earth c came out of an ectobiology machine that has to ...
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

some of you guys seem awfully eager to interpret any discussion of troll world building as "broken" LOL If i am not mistaken i think the only example of a male jadeblood is Cliper, swifer's friend. As in sex to be clear, what he was born with. We got Lanque who is a man but a transgender man, and th...
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:10 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

jadebloods are described by aranea as almost exclusively female, but not wholly exclusively in any capacity.
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:03 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

jesus christ i'd noticed your tendency to respond in ill faith to people on here but i think this takes the cake
by JakeMorph
Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:52 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity
Replies: 121
Views: 422352

Re: Trans Reveals and Gender Parity

I just assume that time Tavros got a boner in that Paradox Space comic is canon. How do they provide so much fluid for the heart or spade pail? I believe it's been implied that the mutual result of the red or black concupiscent ritual is the prodigious vomiting of genetic material. - Homestuck: Boo...