Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>Calabaza: Mess with your brother's stuff Calabaza: Mess with your brother's stuff Mess with his stuff? I mean should you? He gets incredibly upset whenever you mess with anything in his study. Last time he set up this extremely complex game which granted you enjoyed but it could’ve resulted in you...

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Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:19 pm

> Calabaza: Jump out the window.

>Calabaza: Jump out the window

This seems like an EXCEPTIONALLY TERRIBLE IDEA. The fall wouldn't surely kill you as the Manor is only 2 stories high but the shock from the collar would doom you. It doesn't seem like a good time at all.

>get your laptop and open PESTERCHUM >get your laptop and open PESTERCHUM You don't have a laptop. You don't even know what Pesterchum is? Well your brother has a computer, but he gets terribly upset whenever you go mess with the stuff in his study. And even then you don't know if he has pestclum? ...

>Calablza: explain why you are wearing a shock collar Calabaza: Try and Explain why you're a shock collar Shock collar... shock collar... OH THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING ON YOUR NECK. You tug at it once more. Compromise made between you and your brother. This sadly means you'll probably never be able to ...

You wake up, you lazily stretch and yawn loudly. You stretch your arm to the bowl by the side of your bed and delicately pick out a piece of gleaming glucose. You eat it savoring the flavor of the sweet delight… your name… name what’s your name again? ---->Mister Bees? You scratch at your neck, and ...