Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

My wish would be to see the new player sprites personally
Sadly, it is not to be. I am all the way in Canada, and thus there is no hope for me to ever get my mitts on a tolberone.

>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to. Seconded - if you don't have a list, make one on your phone. You don't want to miss any TYRANT by accident, do you? >WV: WE CANNOT HELP YOU IF YOU DO NOT LET US KNOW WHO THESE TYRANTS ARE. PLEASE ENLIG...

The poor man, a figure head for a vice-president to offset Jane's xenophobic troll population control policies. After a mass disappearance of almost every god meat Earth-C knows, only to have the President, one who probably knows all the policies and agendas the administration had going forward now...

Think of it as less 'what is canon to a story' and more the mechanics of their story based reality. The hypocrisy of its causality and shit. Basically we are going to look behind the curtain. I hope one of the "We now interupt Homestuck" segments is just an extended Bob Ross Parody, in which Andrew...

Oh Man I can't believe I wasn't the one to make this board there are other Leprechaun Stans I'm so happy

Real Talk? I join the Pateron simply because I want to see if one of the bonus updates will include the Leprechauns. If that happens, I will let you all know. I will let everybody know.

since those codes are inexceptionally used to clone first guardians my guess would be that dirk is jumping the shark and having an ironic and obnoxious code ready to go for the planet he's going to be working on. I have a feeling that there's already going to be a new guardian already ready to go o...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638879330684108882/647973971098337300/The_November_Update.png UPDATE. JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. I HAVE FINISHED. MY MASTERPIECE. Not really, but we have some more Data to work with. NOTHING will really decrown Dirk's top spot from how much he's talked in the ...

So I was skimming through the first HS2 update when I noticed this: N31GH.gif I haven't seen anyone comment on it, but it seems like a pretty big deal. You can see N31GH, in Dirk's color but Terezi's quirk, written on the wall in various scrambled ways, just like the genetic code for universes/firs...

Update is going to be happening soon, so here is the place to get your Bingo Cards! https://osric.com/bingo-card-generator/?title=Update+Bingo&words=%22X+did+Nothing+Wrong%22%2C+Vriska+Serket+is+Relevant%2C+Dirk+starts+narrating%2C+ENTER+SEQUENCE%2C+A+Beloved+Character+Dies%2C+A+Beloved+Character+be...

The Purple Blood does not seem Phased by This. In fact, given what he says next, he seems to regard it as being...a good fashion choice?

JHONAS: Ah, Athestic. Always nice to see that being brought back.

Suddenly, there is a stomping footsteps. A man, with giant boots, moth-eaten coat, and a clockwork eye, is coming up the beach. He looks out of place in the scene, in fact, it would be safe to say that there is no place that this man would look like he wouldn't look out of place in. Tall, though. Ve...

Well, you know how it is. Life, and all that.

I SHALL WIN!!!!!

Well this is a sure day, isn’t it?

Eggs & Biscuits, Nepeta, Equius, Callie, Terezi, Roxy

VASKA better be canon in Homestuck^2

You know what? She is. I am declaring VASKA cannon. You cannot stop me, I have the car, I am doing this, making this hapen

Griever (Author of Jojostuck) is writing Eridan's Pesterquest Route! https://twitter.com/Griever1337/status/1197214928500736000 I thought I should share this nugget of information with the forums in case you didn't see it. I don't know much about them (Nor Jojostuck tbf) but it's always nice to lea...

Banned because you banned somebody who banned somebody who banned somebody who banned somebody over characters.

Leprechauns. Where are my Leprechauns. These bad-at-their-jobs bois have more power than most of Paradox Space, Are basically a traveling circus for Jujus, the most powerful things in said Universe, And their antics are pretty darn funny, Plus more lore! BUT NOPE. NOBODY CARES. ONLY ME. :sob: >Liki...