Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Cinnamon: if you cant easily wriggle out of the tie, just give up, this was your goal anyway. better hung in the chute than dead by spider venom. Sam: murder any opposition you face. they turned your sister into a monster. Robot: there is clearly someone behind that glass who is just watching you st...

Dont concern yourself with being useful, go back to stroking your ego until it is out of control.

Store the virus in your lungs, and you might as well detonate that detonator while you're at it.

Cinnamon: jump gown the chute, the spider may be down there but you will die when you hit the bottom anyway.
Robot: this is taking too long, use your malfunctioning arm as an extension on your working arm to get the tool box out of the water.

Sam: 4 is the magic number, take your crew and go overthrow the power structure around here.
Cinnamon: just throw your tv at it. this is a rational response to actual danger.
Robot: take the fish out of the lock and see if it will fetch the tools for you.

>Sam: let him keep the GAME LIE, it will help boost morale. now that you are recovered. go expand your crew. >Cinnamon: use an antenna from the TV, and the strings on the guitar as a makeshift bow and arrow to kill the spider then kill yourself down the chute >Robot: use the ladle to get your tools....

power swing on 2
use sentinels shield to defend against incoming attacks

>Cinnamon: give up. you will never find a screwdriver in here. accept the futility of your situation and throw yourself down the garbage chute so you can die with Sam in one last act of brilliant defiance.

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read >If your split personality doesn't answer, consult the helmet. https://i.imgur.com/hwGT3PK.png well that guy in your head has really let you down. eureka! a third idea... whats that thing over my head? was that there before? whatever its probably ju...

>Go to the castle and ask for help maybe they've got some bomb balls balm https://i.imgur.com/19GBKvD.png well you're going to need some medical supplies to deal with this punctured scrotum, perhaps that castle will be able to help you out. you start to walk to the castle looking a little bow legge...

#2: slice that motherfucker up with your awesome sword.

Robot: use the SPATIAL REPOSITIONER to get your tools. open it up and take a look at what you have got. Cinnamon: obviously just stack the cat food under the vent then use the boombox as a "stepping stone" up to the food and crawl out. Sam: go get more robots to join your crew. your taking over this...

Cinnamon: go through the air vent, that must lead out. take your favorite album with you for awesome adventure tunes. Sam: befriend the robots that helped you out, they seem like cool guys who would like to join your crew. (you're putting a crew together) Robot: the wall wants you to "find string" g...

>Examine torn scrotum https://i.imgur.com/RuqyzK3.png upon examination, your scrotum is in rough shape. there is a rather sizable shard of stone which, luckily for you, was way off that 7/10 split. went between the boys and pinned the sack right to the... runway. this is a pickel. actually its a ro...

Cinnamon: go find your brother
Sam: pretend you are a robot and get those guys on the edge to help you out.

Robot: take a dump on the SPACIAL REPOSITIONER, then just watch it teleport back and fourth for a while.

Cardboy: come to the realization that you are a braindead cumguzling, cock juggling thunder cunt.

>Bryn: Give the helmet to somebody more diplomatic to continue the conversation with Uno. https://i.imgur.com/eKnNjsm.png this is it, your first grand journey. you have a mysterious magical patron who has sent you on a quest. you look at your feet. the path is thick with opportunity, and a rock, it...

>Cinnamon: break clowns legs with a chair so he cant survey so good if hes activated.

Pimp: whats the traumatized bullshit, pimps dont cry. go back to your pimpin ways and slap those guards into submission. send em to the corner. Lab Assistant: enter dungeon. Pimp: confess your sins about your past life to the guards. the only way to make up for your brutal treatment of the last worl...

all of the allies: go to that red void, take the fight to them!