Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Sam: Realize the true power of that Fork through psychedelic Insight and activate forktek 69: Pimp my Ship!

>Dirty Paths of the future: save your son! https://i.imgur.com/rtQB5rb.png IT's NOT MY FAULT it is NOT MY FAULT... I Swear to ME IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! Crude Drawing: Melt in the rain. https://i.imgur.com/jPEamUB.png You (Dirty Paths of the future) hear the forlorn lamentations of your current past s...

>Start an encounter about the weather with Sr Bird. https://i.imgur.com/y4K2ZdW.png This bird is actually a crude drawing and does not react at all, but you don't notice WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE WEATHER SIR BIRD!!!! HA ha HA ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT!?! SO MAJESTIC, THE POWER OF "nature" HUH? HOW WE HAV...

>Ey, stop accosting the poor fella and ask for advice from the magic conch shell. https://i.imgur.com/adNfhnc.png Accost? I don't know what you mean. Oh, wait, THAT? HA ha HA noo, that was just an inside joke between Joe and I from when he helped me with a social experiment. Sure I'll ask Nessy for...

Bard, accept the quest on one condition: the old man has to beat you in a drinking contest

I wish the mods would wake up from their ancient slumber Granted, The mods are now the only people active on the forums. I wish for a canon adventure taking place in the Beforus SGRUB session. Granted, but it's too good for anyone to understand so they all think its bad (but at least YOU can apprec...

Dead ass, my absolute favorite movie is Hot Tub Time Machine 2. not the first one, that's whatever. But the SECOND one, gold. My unironic favorite piece of cinema.

It makes me laugh

What is your favorite forum adventure on this website?

>Accost the person with a bag on their head for information on where your keys are. https://i.imgur.com/HExqF0p.png You would never do anything so unsavory as to accost your good friend Hobo Joe for information. Heck, Hobo Joe is the one that gave you his trailer! at great personal cost... what a s...

>Use the magic mirror to teleport to the Dark World https://i.imgur.com/arbKOk6.png Now, its not that you have any doubts about your brilliant mustache disguise. You've just always felt more at home in a place that is the polar opposite to positivity. Good thing you 'found' this mirror here HA ha H...

>Push the BBK off the mountain to see what happens https://i.imgur.com/dRo8a1h.png The Doll tells you to push that pesky BBK off this cliff, to see what happens. What happens? well, you see, gravity makes it fall. The large plateau makes the fall very drawn out and boring, and Mucky Patches' Face b...

>Flimtopus: direct attack towards weak points like the salvage bay doors

>your bowels are still quite irritated. AIM YOUR SOUPY SALVO AT THE SALVAGE OPPS!

>Moth: Give this guy some gentle advice that maybe he should consider rehab https://i.imgur.com/wYdHKnZ.png alright alright ALRIGHT, QUIT'CHER BITCHEN BOY! I can't enjoy mah STOGIE wit'chur HOLLERIN! WAAAAH look at MEEE I did awll ma Crack an' now Ahm a-hurtinnn. You think YERR hurtin?? Ah've got Q...

>Use the broom to make a hole in your face https://i.imgur.com/O60v53k.png That's... going to be very...unppleasantFUCK IT DADDY NEEDS SOME CRACK You scramble into the trailer and grab the axe, no way you're not killing yourself with the whole broom... and then you'll never know (what you assume to...

>If you can't smoke cigarettes, smoke crack https://i.imgur.com/1Nziuto.png Now THAT is some sage advice... but what do you do when you don't have any crack? in fact, looking around there isn't even anything to smoke out of. you, you couldn't mean this?? THIS? this isn't a CRACKPIPE! this is the ho...

>Ask the giant moth if you can take a drag off its smoking object https://i.imgur.com/0x7WDur.png a WHAT? if there was a giant moth near by that would be super useful... and you could totally go for a smoke right now. Hey, there's no giant moth there! in fact you're pretty certain there was NEVER a...

>Fondly regard archetypal maternity https://i.imgur.com/E1lRJL8.png You fondly regard what you imagine to be archetypal maternity. It would be so, so nice to have a mother figure. Someone who could literally or metaphorically play the role of whatever this symbolic thing you're currently mimicking ...

>Bring the virus https://i.imgur.com/RHZAoPf.png In a final attempt to avoid dealing with this bullshit scenario you plunge your fist deep into the ooie-gooie core of the virus in hopes that it would end your life in a dramatic fashion. Instead, it tickles, and now, you can't get your hand out. shi...

>Head: activate level five cranial tremor to escape

guys, let's totally start a fraternity/sorority hybrid and throw a RAGER

>Count how many fingers you have https://i.imgur.com/36HQsTC.gif Hey screw you BUCKO I know how many fingers I have... as many as I DAMN WELL PLEASE >Turn on the Raydio https://i.imgur.com/GuWoH39.png Okay, you bend down to flip the switch, disregarding the conflict of the previous panel. >Turn on ...