Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Alright... new premise. You, dear reader, for the duration of your stay here on this thread, are a member of the Guardians. Several decades ago, in the later years of 2020 (on the primitive christian calendar) the people of Earth retired the self-destructive tendencies of capitalism in favor of comm...

Joan is having a bad time. With all the lives she could've lived already behind her she feels like she no longer has a purpose. Furthermore, she has nerve pain that makes it literally hurt to be alive. She can't remember why she elected to go into another simulation and wonders why she's still here....

The name you use is Michelle. Your true name takes longer to communicate than the lifespan of most people and it can't be communicated verbally. You are an enormous rotating cone with the shape of the mathematical Gabriel's horn and the main person in charge of the care of Joan Murdock, a long dead ...

yes.

-- terminallyCapricious began pestering porrimMariam -- TC: sup bitch. PM: Gamzee we've talked about this. PM: You can't just call every woman you meet "bitch". PM: It'll make a lot of them uncomfortable. It's making me uncomfortable. TC: oh. TC: sOrRy MaRyAmS i bEeN fOrGoT. PM: You've forgotten li...

https://www.wikihow.com/Remember-Someth ... You-Forgot

Oh no.

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theartvoid wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:26 pm

>Gamez: Do the Lord's Work by covering his shift at McDonald's.

You make a darn good cheeseburger to put on the altar for your mirthful messiahs. (That being the kitchen table.)

You get a little bit of mustard on your finger in the process.

*Lifts eyelid to see if you're in the REM phase.*

You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.

Your name is gamez makale.




And you've got a hankerin' to do the Lord's Work.

thus spake cowabunga. an dominos.

Porrim has learned quite a bit about her condition but has failed to find any ways to effectively treat it personally. She guesses she'll keep looking.

The challenger. He appeared.

New realizations were had, and new fears were unlocked, in addition, to new hatreds, secrets were unveiled, terrible secrets

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What the fuck is this man's name.
(I really am waiting for some suggestions on this matter.)

In the vast reaches of elsewhere,,.

While you were away some terrible bizznasty happened.

Can't have much to worry about if you can't remember shit.

You decide to head towards your computer to do some research on possible analogous conditions and how to deal with various forms of memory deterioration.

It slowly begins to dawn on you that, somewhere far away, somewhere you can barely remember, Lord English hasn't actually destroyed everything around him, not quite yet, but what also begins to dawn on you, is that this might not matter? Maybe the whole point of the very existence of canon, is to gi...

feelin' little a alrite with the idea of hot choclety milk.

You ate something and played a game. You are feeling better but there's room for improvement.

classpectanon wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:21 pm

I'm just stepping in to remind people that speculation about Real People with Real Feelings is expressly not allowed, and to cool your jets about this before warnings start getting handed out.

Thank you.

(you needing sprites? I may have some. Unless it's just a narrative style you're going for) (I'll admit, this is a bit of a fan-vent-ture. A venting fanventure, or at least it is right now, which I hope explains some of the story's idiosyncracies. Sprites would be lovely if you have some available,...