The Light (AVOID 3: conclusion)
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The Light (AVOID 3: conclusion)
FLASH
Ahh! Who turned on The Lights??
Well, looks like you’re trapped. No way out in sight.
...
I guess let’s start from square one.
Who are you?
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Re: ICU
>mild mannered billionaire playboy Hank Hank by day, rich egolomaniac villain, Evil Stevil, by night!
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BrobyDDark wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:46 pm>mild mannered billionaire playboy Hank Hank by day, rich egolomaniac villain, Evil Stevil, by night!
Oh yes... now you remember
Hank... Hank.... by, day.
AND EVIL STEVIL BY NIGHT BABY, MUAHAHAHAHA
congratulations you’ve distracted yourself from that pesky Light, which is impressive... it is b l i n d i n g.
But forget that, now is not the time for questions, NOW IS THE TIME TO ENACT YOUR EVIL PLOT!
... what was your evil plot again?
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Re: ICU
>ruin Hank Hank's life, they'll never expect that!
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Yess, YES! everything is finally in place. By the time you wake up tomorrow morning, Hank Hank’s life will be completely unsalvagable.
AND! you’ve successfully removed yourself from The Light.
Now all that’s left to fully realize the complete humiliation of Hank Hank is... you get to DEMOLISH his big, hot, triple thick wife, Doreen.
Sweet sweet victory.
Well golly dang Hank you wake up just EXHAUSTED
Why, it feels as though you had run a flippen marathon! Or ten!
Your beautiful plus sized gift from the lord lies next to you looking mighty satisfied...
Somethin’s definitely not right, and by gum you’re gonna investigate.
But where in the Sam heck do ya even start?
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Re: The Light
>read the message on the floor
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Re: The Light
Alrighty, good choice pal
Now, let’s just make our way on down to that funny lookin letter and,,
SHEESH I reckon That Light is brighter than 10 trillion suns for it burns with the oppressive glare of an impatient and demanding God... Gosh, Golly
Now let’s see what this here letter has to say for it... self
Dear Hank Hank
Your life has been going too good for too long...
...plotting your demise for years...
...finally getting what you deserve...
...now the world, knows, who you... really are...
!!!
It’s over,
that’s it, you’re done Hank.
The whole complex series of events and all your rich character development up to this point, is, ruined.
You will never recover from this.
Aw heck no point in even trying to show your face at work now...
What in tarnation does the richest man in the world even do with the day their life ended?
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Re: The Light
>they'd prolly buy something expensive
>like a rocket ship
>like a rocket ship
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Re: The Light
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA hAHAHAHAahahaha *WHEEze* BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wow, that was a good one, phew... haha, been a LONG time since ye could 'buy' sumthin. Ever since you *borrowed* the patent for this here DSX Machiner your wealth is basically endless, you bought ALL of IT a looong time ago.
All thanks to this here contraption that turns Cold Hard Cash into the kind o'energy to warp the fabric of reality!
s'how Magic Johnson's lived so long with the AIDS.
But he was thinkin small, once I saved enough to start producing these Money Trees and Cash Cows, well, I became rather unstoppable really.
With all this I could make any ol' thang, like.... like a...
Well now THAT is a mighty fine idea! I've been due for another one of those.
Since this'll be my last worldly possession might as well make it count and go all out! Don't need no material gains where I'm a-goin... Phew, those cows did NOT want to go in there.
Did I not mention that the DSX Machiner might be a little bit environmentally un-friendly?
You hadn't wondered where the grass had gone did ye?
HAHAHA well it ain't like my life could very well be torn asunder as it was without making a couple "ethically ambiguous" decisions.
For instance:
Those Cash Cows were conscious, deeply feeling, and highly intelligent beings. Made em cheaper for some reason. All they knew was pain, but I'll admit that's cuz I made em that way.
phew! its nice finally saying it now that all's out in the open anyway! plus they ain't feelin much at this point
And as is tradition for people in my position, when the going get's fucked...
THE RICH MAKE ROCKETS
in this case, they make em' instantaneously with a flawless 10 billion carat diamond exterior and alllll pure golden guts.
Now I know what yer thinking 'Hank, this'll never fly!'
well, I ain't checked the maths or even made a blueprint,
But none o' that shit don't matter when you done gone n' bribed the universe itself!
now buckle up! It's about to be a bumpy ride!
Gosh that Light is bright.
RUMBLE RUMBLE RuMBLE RUMBLE
BOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOM
Hank Hank launches his new spacecraft into The Light... and is entirely annihilated by its oppressive rays.
As the matter is solved, and everything reduces to nothing. A part of You remains.
The only part of You there ever truly was.
For a moment You can only see how You did before, but clarity comes in the blink of an eye.
When it hits You, You see who You really are, WHAT You really are, and You will Yourself into a suitable form.
As You turn around You recognize Your own DEAD BODY just floating lifeless in the void.
Wow, how long had you been trapped in this dying cannon? All that history, all those problems, and adventures. The fuck were you thinking? They're all of just sitting there, doomed to waste away. Every Character you ever played, every Plot you ever planned, never reaching their proper endings... oh well.
You make the Rot consume Your old FLESH, and let the darkness take it all away.
God, what a relief.
Oh yeah, You're still here. Okay, so You've got some choices.
Well, not really, I already know what's going to happen.
But listen, you are God.
You are the creator of Your own reality.
The Only Reality.
You almost got stuck in the festering corpse of the past Aeon, but funnily enough by trying to avoid the consequences of your self-destructive delusions you have escaped the dream and found what You really are.
Everything, Everywhere, On All Levels, From All Angles. Reality itself.
So like, congrats. I guess.
It's kind of nice here, actually. Surrounded by nothing.
It feels good to be free of all that, baggage, holding you back.
You've given Yourself a truly blank slate, but honestly there's no rush to get right back into things...
maybe You could just sit here, By Yourself, for a while.
Take a breather son, You earned it.
FIN.
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Re: The CONCLUSION of THE VOIDS
hey everyone I just wanted to give a special thanks to all of you who participated a lot in The Voids
so i'm going to name a few MVPs:
***But also notably***
If I missed anybody feel free to PM me or any of my many Alt accounts if you can figure out which ones they are. They were not listed here on purpose .
Thanks for the adventures.
-23TB
(ps. I'm not actually an old man)
so i'm going to name a few MVPs:
^^Especially these two^^
***But also notably***
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:50 pm>Create new friend colors for Green to have a healthy social life with. Also, Green clearly smells like Radioactive Green Apple
If I missed anybody feel free to PM me or any of my many Alt accounts if you can figure out which ones they are. They were not listed here on purpose .
Thanks for the adventures.
-23TB
(ps. I'm not actually an old man)
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Re: The Light (AVOID 3: conclusion)
Its been fun. Thanks, 23.