who readin the bible
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Re: who readin the bible
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Re: who readin the bible
Perfection.
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Re: who readin the bible
no dont
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Re: who readin the bible
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
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Re: who readin the bible
I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?
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I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.
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Re: who readin the bible
I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/
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Re: who readin the bible
Judascourse
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he sold his bro out for thirty cash
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Everybody gangsta til the Lamb opens the Seventh Seal.
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Re: who readin the bible
Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.
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Re: who readin the bible
arachnidsGrip wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pmI tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/
aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 amI choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.
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Re: who readin the bible
good.
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Re: who readin the bible
that was the intentiongalileanTactician wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:07 pmarachnidsGrip wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pmI tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/This whole thread is going to hell
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Honestly the worldbuilding in the old testament was incredible, but it lost its way when they retconned everything for the new testament :/
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Re: who readin the bible
It could be argued that the Christian God's arc and Vriska Serket's arc have similar parallels. Observe.
In the Old Testament, God is an all-seeing being, who demands everyone's attention, and whose wrath often incur cruel and unusual punishments on people whom the anti-God (anti-Vriska) and religious (Vriska stans) fandom continue to argue over whether or not they deserved it.
In the New Testament, God is painted as a purely good being, who guides a human being, operating on a different realm from his entirely (Heaven vs Earth), who perishes in an unusual location possessing recognizable iconography in order to ascend to godhood, a feat which he accomplishes after a short while of being actually dead. This human being, possessing charisma and wisdom. With his power, he absolves the sins of his people, thus fixing everything, all while God takes most of the credit for it, thus generating endless controversy in the real life Jesus fandom.
In the Old Testament, God is an all-seeing being, who demands everyone's attention, and whose wrath often incur cruel and unusual punishments on people whom the anti-God (anti-Vriska) and religious (Vriska stans) fandom continue to argue over whether or not they deserved it.
In the New Testament, God is painted as a purely good being, who guides a human being, operating on a different realm from his entirely (Heaven vs Earth), who perishes in an unusual location possessing recognizable iconography in order to ascend to godhood, a feat which he accomplishes after a short while of being actually dead. This human being, possessing charisma and wisdom. With his power, he absolves the sins of his people, thus fixing everything, all while God takes most of the credit for it, thus generating endless controversy in the real life Jesus fandom.
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Re: who readin the bible
I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?
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Re: who readin the bible
Have you tried talking to the Burning Bush? I've heard he's a vital NPC for the quest.