The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by 23toedbasket » Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:42 am

list off the rules, but sarcastically, like, GAwD DAD UGGUHH

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by RoyalFiddle » Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:22 am

STRIFE!
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
>:]

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by luigi » Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:34 am

>Make your dad proud
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by homeStank » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:37 pm

CW: DUE TO SOME FLASHIER IMAGES THIS TIME, GIFS WILL BE LINKED TO INSTEAD OF EMBEDDED, AND AN IMAGE DESCRIPTION WILL BE PROVIDED UNDERNEATH. STAY SAFE Y'ALL.
>Rick Roll your dad && list off the rules, but sarcastically, like, GAwD DAD UGGUHH

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YOU: Yes dad!
YOU: Of COURSE I know the rules!
YOU: I've had them embedded in my mind since I was 5 years old!! Gawd!!! UGGGHHGH!!
YOU: Look I even have them written down on my phone!
https://i.imgur.com/Rh5jdz7.gif
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An image of a shittily doodle white phone, with a looping gif of Rick Astley from the beginning of Never Gonna Give You Up.

>Make your dad proud
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The father completely losing his shit. The camera pulses on him, an exclamation point flashes about him, and his poor pipe is falling out of his mouth with bubbles coming out of it!
FATHER: NOO!!!!
FATHER: THE MUSIC!!! IT'S FROM THE 80S, I CAN RECOGNISE THAT DREADFUL SOUND ANYWHERE!!!!
FATHER: BETRAYED!!! STABBED IN THE BACK BY MY OWN DAUGHTER, MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!! GAH!!
FATHER: I CANNOT HANDLE IT!! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!
Yeah that seems like a little bit of a longer term goal right there.

>Strife!
https://i.imgur.com/WoXwRBD.gif
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A brightly coloured gif, with the sprites of the father and the You facing each other on the opposite corners of the image. The background on the Father's side is coloured bright green, while the background on the You's side is coloured bright hot pink, for simple symbolism. In front of them, the word "STRIFE", written in a font made to imitate grafiti, pulses towards the camera. There are 4 frames and they're being played at 24 frames per second. The image is meant to give you a headache.

Seems like today is gonna be a long day.





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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by RancidRancor » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:08 am

>hit him right where it hurts,,, in tha emotions!

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:31 am

Steal his hat to lower his defense!
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by luigi » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:27 pm

>Apologize for disrespecting your elders
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by homeStank » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:59 pm


I was listening to this on repeat while drawing, and it's fitting.
>Steal his hat to lower his defense!
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Come on... come on..!!

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Yes!!!

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You did it! You successfully stole your father's hat!!

>hit him right where it hurts,,, in tha emotions!
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FATHER: M...My hat...
FATHER: Oh no... my hat! It's the center point o-of my identity I...
FATHER: What am I gonna do without it???
Your father weeps.... Defense Double Lowered!!!

>Apologize for disrespecting your elders
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Your Father is too busy crying to Strife! you properly!!! You feel like shit!
YOU: Oh no, dad I
YOU: I never meant to hurt you...
FATHER: Boohooohooohooo...
YOU: I only wanted to help win the strife!
YOU: You know how important it is to me...
FATHER: Sniff...sniff...
YOU: I'm sorry Dad... I'll return your hat to you.
FATHER: You will?
YOU: Of course!
Your father smiles.

What will you do?
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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by BrobyDDark » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:21 pm

>Return his hat...but not before putting him in a submission hold!

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Re: The Sharkventure of the Sharktury

Post by RoyalFiddle » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:21 am

Return his hat, but not before putting him into a hug that looks like a submission hold to those who aren't accustomed to the rituals of sharks!
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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