Guaranteed* Comic

[BrobyDDark]

>YOU HEARD ME CICIEREGA
>put something in your pockets

[luigi]

>Open window to let some fresh air in

[Will]

> Harry: Examine the 3rd and 4th walls of Neil's Room.
> Neil: Attach poster to wall
> Neil: Captchalogue cake.

[enerdgeia]

>put something in your pockets

Your pockets are too full of jelly beans!

> Neil: Attach poster to wall

You use the TACS and POSTER on the blank space on the wall.

It's glorious. Exactly what you wanted. Your lil' sis really came through this time.

> Harry: Examine the 3rd and 4th walls of Neil's Room.

You hear a notice from your COMPUTER. Someone is messaging you.

Harry is angry to have his efforts disrupted.

[BrobyDDark]

>Well, take the jelly beans out, then, Neil

[coolBeans]

> Neil: Answer chum.
> Neil: Examine computer.
> Neil: Look out window.
> Harry: Equip yourself to Neil's strife specibus.

[meatman]

Neil: take a look outside.
Neil: check your chums.

[enerdgeia]

> Neil: Examine computer.

You pull up to your COMPUTER. This is where you spend most of your
time. You decorated your desktop with some rather handsome WALLPAPER
which you made yourself. You are really proud of it.

Your desktop is also littered with various CODING AND MUSIC PROJECTS.
You are so bad at writing songs sometimes you wonder why you even bother
with it.

Your PESTERCHUM application is flashing. Someone is trying to get in touch with you.

Neil: check your chums.

Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. He's sent you a message.

> Neil: Answer chum.

Show Pesterlog

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-- roBo-b [RB] began pestering megoSpago [MS] at 08:23 --

RB: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
MS: i got a poster for ernest goes to camp, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, his commercials were so funny.
RB: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened can of mello yello in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
MS: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen any classic beverage commercials starring jim varney as ernest p. worell?
RB: but
RB: i don’t even know any of my neighbors
RB: are you suggesting theyre all gonna jump me as soon as i go outside
MS: all im saying is don’t you think if it could happen to a redneck with a heart of gold, it could happen to any old guy with a blog?
MS: try using your brain numbnuts.
RB: why was vern so violent towards earnest anyways
RB: i mean he was closing windows on his fingers after 30 seconds max
MS: it was the 15th day in a row earnest interrupted his breakfast.
RB: ok i can accept that
RB: hillbilly D-list celebrity douchebags are persistent and intrusive neighbors
RB: also jim varney has a really punchable face
RB: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
RB: did you get the beta yet
MS: no.
MS: did you?
RB: man i got my copy ages ago
RB: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
RB: did you see how it got slammed in gamepro????
MS: gamepro is a joke and we both know it.
RB: yeah
RB: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
MS: alright.

>Open window to let some fresh air in

Your window doesn’t open, but you can see your FRONT YARD.

Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid's yard, a tree
without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That
is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT
ALL.

And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.

[coolBeans]

> Neil: Examine mailbox.
> Neil: Leave room in search of presents.
> Neil: Combine BED SHEETS and WIZARD HEADDRESS.

I'd also raise up your gif color table by a tad. Very pattern-y panels, currently.