Darkshade

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:03 pm

>SA: try to pixelate your head.

Dirk · Post by **Dirk** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:56 pm

HM + SA: Pay no mind to the anomaly. Enter the open door.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:14 pm

Ok. There's a document on the desk. You're probably dying to read it. Fuck, I know you want to read that document. Look, I'll even show it to you, without need for any command telling HM and SA to look at it.

There it is. Curiosity satisfied.

SinkingSailor · Post by **SinkingSailor** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:07 am

can the blur speak
try communicating with it

Crpal · Post by **Crpal** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:44 pm

HM + SA: Attempt to break desk

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:04 am

You think you're getting real tired of this documentation bullshit.

MP the OP OG · Post by **MP the OP OG** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:01 pm

>Containment breach alarm: go off

SinkingSailor · Post by **SinkingSailor** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:29 pm

HM + SA: remove yourselves from the room and explore some more

Katte · Post by **Katte** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:33 am

SA: Poke blur.

Crpal · Post by **Crpal** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:21 am

>SA: Equip desk leg

timaeusTestified · Post by **timaeusTestified** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:01 pm

SA: Fold the document into an origami bowl of macaroni.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:05 pm

An alarm goes off throughout the entire building, most likely to signify that anomalies are escaping their cells and causing havoc.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:06 pm

You do that, but then promptly stop because the anomaly makes it look kind of weird.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:07 pm

You equip the DESK LEG. May all your foes cower beneath you while you wield this mighty weapon.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:07 pm

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:08 pm

The two of you exit the room. It's probably a good idea to get out of here while you still can.

MP the OP OG · Post by **MP the OP OG** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:34 pm

>HM: run to the end of the hallway and bust through the wall like the Coolaid man

Crpal · Post by **Crpal** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:06 am

>SA: Use Desk Leg to poke crack above the Visual Hazard room door

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:59 pm

The two of you scream in unison, but there is no escape from the loud red lights.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:01 am

Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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HM + SA: Pay no mind to the anomaly. Enter the open door.

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HM + SA: Attempt to break desk

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Alarm: Go off

SA: Poke blur

SA: Equip desk leg

SA: Fold document into origami bowl of macaroni

HM + SA: remove yourselves from the room and explore some more

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HM + SA: Yell at each other and bend the universe to your whim. This may get you away from the loud red lights.

HM: run to the end of the hallway and bust through the wall like the Coolaid man