Prosperity Corporation
- Sandstriker
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Prosperity Corporation
Ah shit, here we go again.
Music plays gently through the system as you stand in your new office. It's a bit barren, all things considered, but you've always believed yourself to be a minimalist at heart, so it fits you all the same.
You have just been recently hired by Prosperity Corp. A multi-billion dollar corporation. You don't particularly remember putting IN the application, let alone interviewing for it, but who turns down a job like this? You were put into your new office right away, not even having time to put on much else than your favorite t-shirt and pants.
Now that you're here, you find yourself rather underwhelmed and not being quite sure what you were hired here for.
What will you do?
Music plays gently through the system as you stand in your new office. It's a bit barren, all things considered, but you've always believed yourself to be a minimalist at heart, so it fits you all the same.
You have just been recently hired by Prosperity Corp. A multi-billion dollar corporation. You don't particularly remember putting IN the application, let alone interviewing for it, but who turns down a job like this? You were put into your new office right away, not even having time to put on much else than your favorite t-shirt and pants.
Now that you're here, you find yourself rather underwhelmed and not being quite sure what you were hired here for.
What will you do?
- luigi
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Slack off as long as you can before getting caught
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.
- luigi
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Find the copier and make photocopies of your butt.
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.
- BrobyDDark
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Crawl into the vents
- Sandstriker
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
You spend a record breaking 5 minutes staring at the ceiling fan and drooling over yourself before realizing you don't really have much to slack off with. Or... any work to get done for that matter. Odd.
That feels a bit TOO suspicious of an action to do. Plus there isn't even a vent to let you do that!
There IS a window on the other side of your desk though.
- luigi
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Pull back the curtains
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.
- BrobyDDark
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Find some vents
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- luigi
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
Go explore the vaporwave landscape
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.
- BrobyDDark
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Re: Prosperity Corporation
>chew on the save button sitting on your desk