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Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:59 pm
by Sandstriker
Ah shit, here we go again.
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Music plays gently through the system as you stand in your new office. It's a bit barren, all things considered, but you've always believed yourself to be a minimalist at heart, so it fits you all the same.

You have just been recently hired by Prosperity Corp. A multi-billion dollar corporation. You don't particularly remember putting IN the application, let alone interviewing for it, but who turns down a job like this? You were put into your new office right away, not even having time to put on much else than your favorite t-shirt and pants.

Now that you're here, you find yourself rather underwhelmed and not being quite sure what you were hired here for.

What will you do?

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:17 pm
by luigi
Slack off as long as you can before getting caught

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:18 pm
by luigi
Find the copier and make photocopies of your butt.

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:40 am
by BrobyDDark
Crawl into the vents

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:09 pm
by Sandstriker
luigi wrote:
Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:17 pm
Slack off as long as you can before getting caught
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You spend a record breaking 5 minutes staring at the ceiling fan and drooling over yourself before realizing you don't really have much to slack off with. Or... any work to get done for that matter. Odd.
BrobyDDark wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:40 am
Crawl into the vents
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That feels a bit TOO suspicious of an action to do. Plus there isn't even a vent to let you do that!

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There IS a window on the other side of your desk though.

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:39 pm
by luigi
Pull back the curtains

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:54 pm
by BrobyDDark
Find some vents

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:08 pm
by Sandstriker
luigi wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:39 pm
Pull back the curtains
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This... is unusual.

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:32 pm
by luigi
Go explore the vaporwave landscape

Re: Prosperity Corporation

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:41 pm
by BrobyDDark
>chew on the save button sitting on your desk