Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

The name you use is Michelle. Your true name takes longer to communicate than the lifespan of most people and it can't be communicated verbally. You are an enormous rotating cone with the shape of the mathematical Gabriel's horn and the main person in charge of the care of Joan Murdock, a long dead but still dreaming old woman who contributed greatly to the transformation of humanity's fate during the strife of the early 21st century, albeit in a circuitous manner. At her post-humous request, multiple new versions of the simulation have been run, that have allowed her to pick up careers she wish she could've if she had more time, or gain new skills. She now has a beautiful set of lives to look back on, turning most lives she would have lived into lives she had indeed lived. She's currently living in a simulation as her young boy self but still remembers some of the lives she has lived, since humans are unpredictable like that. While dead she elected to be under the care of hyper-beings like you. Even as your age and knowledge extends far beyond what humans can comprehend, beings like you are still young and have a lot of learning to do.

What do you.......... do.............

More is coming.

Joan is having a bad time.

With all the lives she could've lived already behind her she feels like she no longer has a purpose. Furthermore, she has nerve pain that makes it literally hurt to be alive. She can't remember why she elected to go into another simulation and wonders why she's still here.

Your work is cut out for you, Michelle. (this is probably not finished)

Alright... new premise.

You, dear reader, for the duration of your stay here on this thread, are a member of the Guardians. Several decades ago, in the later years of 2020 (on the primitive christian calendar) the people of Earth retired the self-destructive tendencies of capitalism in favor of communalism.

[unfinished]