Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

You wake up, you lazily stretch and yawn loudly. You stretch your arm to the bowl by the side of your bed and delicately pick out a piece of gleaming glucose. You eat it savoring the flavor of the sweet delight… your name… name what’s your name again?

---->Mister Bees?

You scratch at your neck, and feel the shock collar. Morbid restrictions your siblings placed on you, but those are the rules. You recall you’ve never been outside MM Manor, so you’ve never seen a bee. But that doesn’t matter at the moment….. Your name is

----->Calabaza

Your name is CALABAZA. You’re incredibly tempted to just slip back into rest and relax but, you know daylights already burning and you have a limited amount. Limited amount of playtime means more time wasted sitting around means less amount of time having fun. You hop out of bed, what now?

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>Calablza: explain why you are wearing a shock collar

> Calabaza: Look outside.

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:03 pm

>Calablza: explain why you are wearing a shock collar

Calabaza: Try and Explain why you're a shock collar

Shock collar... shock collar... OH THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING ON YOUR NECK. You tug at it once more. Compromise made between you and your brother. This sadly means you'll probably never be able to actually see a bee. This thought makes you some what upset but you distract yourself immediately by the window.

Calabaza: Look outside

You look outside the green tinted window, nothing new. Trees, trees so many trees. But you never rarely ever see anything new of interest outside.

>get your laptop and open PESTERCHUM

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:12 pm

>get your laptop and open PESTERCHUM

>get your laptop and open PESTERCHUM

You don't have a laptop. You don't even know what Pesterchum is? Well your brother has a computer, but he gets terribly upset whenever you go mess with the stuff in his study. And even then you don't know if he has pestclum? pesterdone? You already forgot what it was specifically called.

> Calabaza: Jump out the window.

horussfan wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:19 pm

> Calabaza: Jump out the window.

>Calabaza: Jump out the window

This seems like an EXCEPTIONALLY TERRIBLE IDEA. The fall wouldn't surely kill you as the Manor is only 2 stories high but the shock from the collar would doom you. It doesn't seem like a good time at all.

>Calabaza: Mess with your brother's stuff

Ruler Ellis wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:33 pm

>Calabaza: Mess with your brother's stuff

Calabaza: Mess with your brother's stuff

Mess with his stuff? I mean should you? He gets incredibly upset whenever you mess with anything in his study. Last time he set up this extremely complex game which granted you enjoyed but it could’ve resulted in you being injured… the arrow incident… You shake it off. Messing with your brothers stuff could result in some entertainment especially since he rarely plays games with you now-a-days. You’re going to mess with his stuff! You walk out of your room slowly and look across the hall, you see your playroom! Tempting but not important at the moment, you go down the stairs and make a right. You enter… the study. The room is properly organized everything neatly placed in a stack or shelved. The walls are lined with bookshelves each book a different shade of red, though the right wall is currently occupied by a large cork board filled with drawings pinned to and strings connecting each drawing. You see the Computer, the screen saver is a quote like “The realism of reinforcement is very nearly trivial in its empiricism.” (Whatever that means) and next to it his prized Abacus Juju. What do you do now?

>Ignore the potentialy dangous magical item and dick around with your brothers computer

>Buzz like a bee and pee on his desk

> Calabaza: Mess with the abacus.

> Decapitate yourself and be free.