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Your name is SLEZER KAIKHA and you are BORED OUT OF YOUR THINKPAN. It just so happens that today is A COMPLETELY ORDINARY DAY which is why you're so bored in the first place. What do you do?

> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.

> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.

barexamkind wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:03 pm

> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.

You are BRIEFLY OVERCOME by the spirit of BOBBY KIMBALL. You bless the rains down in Africa.
>Slezer: Come to your senses

You have NO IDEA what an Africa is. This is stupid.

Alder wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:39 pm

> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.

Considering how DEAD this night is, that might be YOUR ONLY OPTION to relieve your boredom.
Now who's around...?
>Slezer: Recoil

Just your luck. The moment you log on, you're BOMBARDED with the IRRITATING VIOLET TEXT of your FATED ENEMY who you are CURRENTLY PLAYING AUSPISTICE TO. GOD you're sick of HIS BULLSHIT. And by that, you mean YOU WISH HE'D STOP THIS ASHEN GARBAGE.

> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.

>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.

Sahxyel wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:44 pm

> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.

Look. Alright. Auspisticism is a PERFECTLY FINE QUADRANT. You are known to have SOME EXPERIENCE WITH IT, even. That's what got you into this whole mess TO BEGIN WITH. You thought you'd TRY YOUR HAND at auspisticizing for your PITCH CRUSH- maybe with a few ULTERIOR MOTIVES. It just happened to work TOO WELL and now you've thoroughly ASH-ZONED yourself with him. Good going, DIPSHIT.

barexamkind wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:45 pm

>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.

His name is AFIONN ZIRNON and oh, how you LOATHE HIM. Him and his AWFUL SENSE OF STYLE and his DUMB HORNS and his OBNOXIOUSLY EMPTY THINKPAN. Nobody should be allowed to be THAT ENTICING despite all that. He's EVEN WORSE- he's attractive in a repulsive sort of way BECAUSE OF THAT. DISGUSTING.

Slezer: Message Afionn.

barexamkind wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:12 pm

Slezer: Message Afionn.

>Contemplate missing keyboard

What missing keyboard? You're just grateful that ordeal is over and you can do SOMETHING ELSE instead.

>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.

>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:47 am

>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.

"It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away"
-Irish poet and playwright, Oscar Wilde
>Slezer: Move away from the mic to breathe in

Well, all the GOOD local concerts tend to be death traps considering your blood so there's that.

barexamkind wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:29 pm

>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.

You always order the same thing, just as a power play. Which is to say, you'll have the sushi platter. Sure you know seadwellers eat fish too, but that's one thing and staring one down while shoveling raw fish into your face is another. Mmmm, seafood.

>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.

>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.

Slezer: leave chum on read

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:08 am

>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.

You do a SILLY DANCE in your chair. You know, this would PROBABLY WORK BETTER if you put on SOME MUSIC.

SpidderKeen wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:59 am

>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.

Oh, that poster. That one was a gift from a CLOSE FRIEND. You never really got why there's a weird-looking hornless woman on it, but that's album art, you guess. You do LIKE THAT BAND at least.

>Slezer: Turn on your stereo.

There you go. Now you can PROPERLY ENJOY some SILLY DANCING

>Slezer: Resume doing a silly dance.

See, this is far more entertaining.

Jack Noir wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 pm

Slezer: leave chum on read

Wait, you were so caught up in all that that you didn't pay attention to your messages! It's even one of your CLOSEST FRIENDS too.

>Slezer: Be chum

Well now you CAN'T ANSWER her because you're too busy BEING her now. Say.... who is this now anyway?
[suggest names below!]

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Cheshire_Creeper wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:58 pm

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Nice try, wiseguy.

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