>ROBOQUEST

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:24 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:49 pm
>FLIM! THE FORK! USE IT!
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You quickly intuit that this mundane fork is actually a piece of LEGENDARY SPACE WEAPONRY and decide to put it to good use. You aren't exactly sure how to activate it, so you scream incoherently. It grants you MAGIC ARMS for the duration.
>Next.
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You use FORKTECH LEVEL 61: TRIDIMENSIONAL TECHNOSHIFT.
>Next.
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You are now the ROBOT.

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?

HUMANS!?
>Past-Robot's Memories: Remind Present-Robot who the Twins are.
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A piece of PIRATISSIMO flies into the room and hits you in your HEAD.
>Examine PIRATISSIMO PIECE.
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Seems like a FLOPPY DISK DRIVE. It reminds you of something...
>Next.
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Oh yeah! That lady was trying to steal your memories! What did she want in them that was so important? And why does she look so familiar?
>Remember.
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In the past for present-you but in the present for past-you, you have just narrowly avoided certain death yet again. The big guy and his stupid hammer are really pulling their weight! The big guy informs you that he's not a he, because he's a robot and robots don't have genders. You don't care what he has to say, so you use the power of BLUETOOTH to make him stop talking.
>HAMMERBOT: Sulk.
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You don't like it when people are mean to you. Your first reaction would normally be to sulk, then cry if that didn't get you any positive attention. Instead you found a door!
>ROBOT: Enter room.
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Oh wow. You're not an expert but it looks like a baby was shot in the head by one of these robots, and now some form of purple crystalline energy is getting revenge on them. Somehow the dead baby is still talking.
>ROBOT: Examine the source of the weird crystal energy.
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It seems to be coming from that tentacle monster.

What do you do next?
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:15 am

Robot: >release the tentacle beast
Baby: >stop fucking crying and get over it already
Be-tentacled beast: >enter the robot

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by PH__n_x » Sun Jan 22, 2023 11:28 pm

Robot: become friends with tentacle monster
Baby: *dissipates into hundreds of bugs*

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