Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

you come home early from work today to find your wife cheating on you with a stronger, smarter male from your neighborhood. what do you do about it?

asking for a friend

First, admire your chiselled Jaw, second, Have a gentle conversation with the adulterer

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Sat May 02, 2020 1:35 am

First, admire your chiselled Jaw, second, Have a gentle conversation with the adulterer

your jaw only looks good from the side. from straight on you like beetlejuice


you implore the man to step out of bed and conversate you. he's so alpha that he stands there, dick out, waiting for you to start a gentle dialogue about how he just fucked your wife

>don't be intimidated
>strip to be just as naked as he is

>reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps

>wink

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Sat May 02, 2020 4:46 am

>don't be intimidated
>strip to be just as naked as he is

23toedbasket wrote: ↑

Sat May 02, 2020 2:55 pm

>reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps

overThinker wrote: ↑

Sat May 02, 2020 8:46 pm

>wink

you try to be not intimidated but fail because this man has bigger muscles

of course the only rational thing to do in such a situation is strip to be as naked as him

this does not make you any more comfortable as now your unfinished yakuza tattoo is laid bare for all standing behind you to see

also you can't wink because you don't have eyelids

Diplomacy is clearly failing, the only thing you can do now is attack him before he attacks you! Throw a bike at the man!

>Throw out a DX Chop