Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

From somewhere, a transmission...



KAZUMO: seu am trap
KAZUMO: pls help



yuo are robote, what do

>forget that you're a robot because that's a plot twist better saved for later in the story

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:26 pm

>forget that you're a robot because that's a plot twist better saved for later in the story

you don't know how to forget things, i think you forgot how

>ok thats fine go get the gun then

>wait save first, the intro cut scene takes too long

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:28 pm

>ok thats fine go get the gun then

yuo dont know about any gun

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:28 pm

>wait save first, the intro cut scene takes too long

oh yeah this is a save point, game saved

>jump out of the room and go through the door

luigi wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:31 pm

>jump out of the room and go through the door

you jump out of the room



unfortunately there's a wall impeding your progress

robote: ponder the nature of star blocks

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:36 pm

robote: ponder the nature of star blocks

these blocks are supposed to have stars on htem, but they look more like lightning bolts

this is mindboggling

robote: proceed, trying very hard not to get interrupted by a cutscene

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:43 pm

robote: proceed, trying very hard not to get interrupted by a cutscene

you go left, there's a bat
there's probably other things here too

heartily ignore all things that are not progress

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:49 pm

heartily ignore all things that are not progress

arright, theres a critter there

bounce off the critter to get up there

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 5:56 pm

bounce off the critter to get up there

you jump on the critter to get some extra height, killing it and getting 100 points in the process



you are now up here

(taking a break to play tf2, submit commands that have no effect on the main story, like jokes.)

collect some of those triangles on the ceiling, you may need them later

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 6:09 pm

collect some of those triangles on the ceiling, you may need them later

you impale yourself on the spikes and die. GAME OVER.



you load yuor old save.

take the save point with you

drop the save point off in the hallway near where you died last time

Tyler the Awesome wrote: ↑

Wed May 20, 2020 12:48 pm

take the save point with you

you cant pick up the save point as it is a game abstratus

luigi wrote: ↑

Wed May 20, 2020 1:29 pm

drop the save point off in the hallway near where you died last time

i said you cant pick up the save point