Evil Genie

[wolfkitty42]

Granted. You have a pack of unbreakable guitar strings, all around the length of approximately eighteen feet. Alas, they are unbreakable, and thus cannot be cut to a length that will be usable on your guitar.
I wish to be able to fly!

[BrobyDDark]

Granted. You cannot land or hover.

I wish ☌⌰⍜⍀⌿ ☌⌰⟒⟒⌿ ☌⌰⎍⌿ ☌⌰⎍ ☌⌰⟒☌ ☌⌰⟒⟒☍ ☌⌰⍜☍

[Aeroplane]

Granted. However, your unicode rights are revoked and a pair of Symbol Enforcement Professionals will arrive shortly to take away your control, v, and c keys.
I wish i had an infinite soda that i could make taste however i want

[magentaMenace]

Granted. You now have an infinite supply of your desired soda, and no other bevarage, ever again.

[Aeroplane]

Granted. You now have an infinite supply of your desired soda, and no other bevarage, ever again.

This is acceptable because my Magic Soda(TM) can basically be a carbonated version of whatever drink I want!

[magentaMenace]

I am failing as a malevolent genie AND forgot to post a wish of my own. Going back into the lamp hanging my head in shame.

I wish for world peace, to this world, starting now.

[BrobyDDark]

AAAAAND ending now! Wish granted, for all of two seconds the world was peaceful!

I wish for world violence

[wolfkitty42]

Wish granted! Wrestling has skyrocketed to be the world's most popular sport! The peasants crave violence.... As a result, all other sports have been replaced.