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Welcome to S.A.T.R.O.S, the Super Advanced Tape Recording Operating System.

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#1: Log Name: "a message to mary" Date: 4/13/2020
#2: Log Name: "strange noises" Date: 4/19/2020
#3: Log Name: "shadow figures" Date: 6/5/2020
#4: Log Name: "the creator" Date: 9/10/2020
>#5: Log Name: "it's angry" Date: 10/10/2020<

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"uh... hey."
"world's... fucked."
"and guess who did it! beep times up, the creator did it"
"it uh... it got really unhappy with the world's state."
"so now it wants to start from scratch."
"i've got it held here, so it can't escape."
"i need you, whoever this message reaches, to stop it."
"yeah, killing the creator is gonna be... really fucking hard."
"but you can do it. i believe in you."
"i gotta stop recording now, it's causing the barrier to waver."
"please get here, and get here fast."
"end tape."

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Welcome to Kill The Creator!

I had a game called "Destroy The Wall" but... big idiot dumdum over here made a promise he couldn't keep, felt he needed to deliver, then subsequently got uninterested in continuing. (The big idiot dumdum is me, by the way. I am the big idiot dumdum. Hello.)

Now! I wish to hopefully not do exactly what I did in the last game. Charging works the same, the more you charge, the stronger the attack/summon will be. No limits on charging this time, though.

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The Creator stands idly by. The Wizard found a way to keep the barrier up without he himself having to be there. A group of people were coming to kill it, supposedly. It didn't believe they could pull it off, but it'd love to see them try.

The Creator: 10,000/10,000 HP

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no players/summons yet lol

I'm gonna

slap the creator

I'm gonna be 3 turns charging to kick him in the balls REALLY HARD.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:56 pm

I'm gonna

slap the creator

You slap the creator. -5 HP.

It then proceeds to jettison you through the nearest wall.

DiamontRuben wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:37 pm

I'm gonna be 3 turns charging to kick him in the balls REALLY HARD.

Ok, but make sure you update the charge each turn. You can just do this by incrementing the charge each turn you take, for example, right now it's at 1/3. your next turn you can update it to be 2/3. You can have 2 charges going on at one time, but can't start both of them on the same turn, and still attack or make actions in general while you have charges open. Sorry for not clarifying this in the opening post.

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The Creator decides to stay put. This was a warm-up round, it had to be.
The Creator: 99,995/10,000 HP

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(i decided only summons will go here, not players lol)

aight time to

slap the creator again

I'm going to use my magic d6 to see what magic attack the creator receives.

Attacks:
1 - A light pinch
2 - A hard pinch
3 - A punch
4 - Weak Lightning Bolt
5 - Strong Lightning Bolt
6 - Creator gets cucked by their high school bully

1d6

[Charging 2/3 of charge for REALLY HARD kick]

I write a heated blog post about how toxic The Creator is.

I yeet a sandwich with a toothpick in it at the creator.

I spend 6 turns to summon the most epic of gamers..... Bearded Expense

I fetch the un-destroyed Wall and put it not far away from the Creator.