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Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:46 pm
by RoyalFiddle
Come up with the absolute most Mindbogglingly awful Homestuck character you can think of (Within the rules of the forum of course). It can be Kids, Trolls, Carapacians, Cherubs, or hell, even Leprechauns. I'll start with one I came up with, and one my Blackrom gave me.
Thine own:
Your name is Slurpe Drinks, and you just love that icy syrupy trash. You have a variety of interests, but none of them compare to your adoration for RUST-BLOOD FLAVOURED DRINKS, and you especially love the varieties with MIND-ALTERING additives.
Blackroms:
Your name is Biggus Dickus, and you are entirely pointless.
I'm excited to see the monstrosities we create!
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm
by pfeffer-29
James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.
Alternatively:
Your name is BIGGIE CHEESE. You enjoy CHEESE. You have a variety of interests, which include RAPPING and GETTING THE LADIES. And CHEESE.
The only thing you wear is a SICK GOLD CHAIN. Other than the CHAIN, you are COMPLETELY NAKED. But this is ok, because you're BIGGIE CHEESE.
You are a member of the HIGHBLOODS but you refuse to wear their BLASPHEMOUS FACEPAINT. You refuse to murder anyone except with words. Or CHEESE.
Your specibus is CHEESEKIND and your lusus is a GIANT RABID SQUEAKBEAST. You tend to speak normally.
What do you do?
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:58 pm
by MorganMustDie
pfeffer-29 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm
James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.
This is simply not true
JAHSEH ONFROY on the other hand
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:03 pm
by pfeffer-29
MorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:58 pm
pfeffer-29 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm
James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.
This is simply not true
ah, sorry. I forgot how to count letters. Enter
jame corden
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:04 pm
by RoyalFiddle
CURSED
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:07 pm
by MorganMustDie
I see your JAME CORDEN, and raise to you the truly most cursed kid name
ahem
Your name is BRUH MOMENT.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm
by arrowSparrow
your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:50 pm
by RoyalFiddle
arrowSparrow wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm
your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB
BRUH MOMENT and his friend, DUDE COOLGUY, Sitting 5 feet apart because they don't want anyone to know they are hopelessly in love with each other
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:56 pm
by Flame_Warp
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:50 pm
arrowSparrow wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm
your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB
BRUH MOMENT and his friend, DUDE COOLGUY, Sitting 5 feet apart because they don't want anyone to know they are hopelessly in love with each other
Guys, you're supposed to be making
bad characters.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:23 pm
by Prime
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm
by RoyalFiddle
Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:54 pm
by Robot_Face
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm
Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!
That's just Vikare
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:56 pm
by RoyalFiddle
Robot_Face wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:54 pm
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm
Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!
That's just Vikare
That might explain why Vikare is one of my least favorite Friendsim trolls
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:28 pm
by Prime
Your name is AREPEE OHESEA and you can't help but PRETEND you're a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:34 pm
by lynn
how about VRISKA SERKET
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:11 pm
by rookie1978
Andrew Hussie is a valid troll name
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:44 pm
by Prime
Your name is THAI REPOSTE and you post SHIT MEMES ad FUCKING NAUSEUM.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:50 pm
by Wing
rookie1978 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:11 pm
Andrew Hussie is a valid troll name
"No it's n-"
"..."
"Fuck."
^
Accurate impression of me reading this, counting the letters, and then sobbing.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:24 pm
by Prime
Wing wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:50 pm
"No it's n-"
"..."
"Fuck."
this week on "obvious things you missed"...
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Your name is DOGE POSTER and you wish to be RELEASED from these FORUMS whence your whore ex-wife, KAREN, have imprisoned you.
Re: Worst Character you can think of
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:44 pm
by RoyalFiddle
Your name is Stawar Vaders and you are just the worst
