Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Exactly what the topic states... (you've gotta answer the question too, if that wasn't clear :p)

Why are you so awesome?

It's inherent man, shits just fuckin baked into my genes.

Next poster, would you end the world if it meant potential godhood?

If my godhood powers gave me the ability to turn back time to when I hadn't destroyed the world then absolutely.

What is your opinion on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the ramifications it's having on the stability of the middle east and the world beyond?

My opinion on Israel has gotten me removed from bars.

Have you ever relaxed so well that you soiled yourself? If not, why?

Maybe.

What is the name of the ship Morinth left on in Mass Effect 2?

Tim Tebow.

What is the meaning of life?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/life

What's your least favorite number?

A floating point one.

What circle of Hell should I invest into?

on the second circle.

who's your favourite fruit? , , or ?

Awww, definitely the orange! He's just so upbeat and cheerful!

Do you think that Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun were responsible for the radioactive poisoning and subsequent agonising death of whistleblower and journalist Alexander Litvinenko? Or do you buy into the Kremlin's alternative explanation that it was Litvinenko himself who attempted to murder Lugovoi and Kovtun, before mistakenly taking his own poison?

absolutely! how could I believe what a goverment has to say?

do yo think?

absolutely not

I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 that could potentially save me a lot of money. It's currently located between my buttocks. Won't you reach in a grab it?

No need. Just call Geico. They'll save you 15% or more with just a quick call.

Would you rather know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?

I would rather know the history of your mom lol

what is blue but also blue?

[edit]: forgot the answer cuz im dumb

Double blueberries

How has your day been?

I'm struggling to stay awake and focus on my screenplay homework.

How do I stay awake? I've already drank my coffee.

Do you have gum? Chewing gum has always been a great way to stay awake for me.

For the next poster: What do you think of this new forum so far?

I mostly think it's nice! I'm starting to get a hang for which sorts of threads to completely ignore lest I get sucked into some horrible argument that just makes me sad and/or angry. But I think that's the fault of Homestuck, not these forums specifically.

When was the last time you saw stars in the night sky?

Yesterday. I have windows.
If you mean with minimal light, last year. My grandfather lives in a rural area with little light pollution. Very pretty.

What's your favorite non-Homestuck work of fiction?

Jojo's bizzare adventure.

How did you got into homestuck?