Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Mold a Toblerone, is a game where you twist the wish of the person above. (Basically corrupt a wish/the monkey paw but Homestuck flavored)

Here is an example:
User 1: I wish that Feferi is in the comic again.
User 2: Feferi appears as a blob of 4x4 pixels in the back of a horde of ghosts.

And then User 2 wishes for another wish for the next person to grant in their own twisted way.

I will start: I wish that the Epilogues have pictures.

Granted. But all the pictures are memtic hazards that make you want to kill yourself.

I wish I had a six pack

You now have a 6-pack of Tab, and drink it excitedly only to find that it actually contains no sugar. This sucks.

I wish that Spades Slick didn't die.

Granted. He's Karkat's boyfriend now.

I wish the Epilogues had a third option.

Granted. The third option is to not read it.

I wish for a Friendsim for the alpha trolls.

Granted. It's stuck in development hell until the day you die, where it comes out and it's [*]just okay[*]

I wish for a real life Sburb game to happen, and for it to come out within my lifetime, allowing me to play it

Granted. Your server player fails to connect to you, and you are promptly killed by a meteor.

I wish that Gamzee never sobered up.

Granted. But Terezi goes crazy and kills everyone instead.

I wish tavros didn't die

Granted. Tavros slips down the stairs and cries to himself for the rest of the comic. Vriska points and laughs at him for an unreasonably long amount of time.

I wish that Hiveswap Act 2 came out.

Granted. It is written in the style of Genocide route in that every single scene makes you want to shut the game down and never come back to it.

I wish for a decanonization of HS^2.

In HS^2, you will never see the canon weapon.

I wish for a Toblerone

Jxkyz wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:03 pm

In HS^2, you will never see the canon weapon.

I wish for a Toblerone

Granted, it's moldy.

I wish Dirk stunk less.

Granted. Dirk now smells like Axe body spray 24/7, for the rest of eternity.

I wish that Dave took control of the narrative.

Granted. He narrates everything in rhymes.

I wish to learn more about the Alpha trolls session.

You get 900 pages of absolutely pointless diolage from the Apha troll session

I want a million dollars

You get a million dollars, just as the dollar becomes worthless. Good luck with that monopoly money dickbag.


Same wish as I put in the evil Genie thread, the ability to make an infinite amount of consequence and cost free wishes, at no cost of making said initial wish, with no time limit set.

(and in case y'all think I've done and made something impossible to beat, three people on my discord have beaten this wish already)

Not granted. You get knee'd in the groin infinitely for your troubles.

I demand more Leprechaun lore

Granted. Your leprechaun lore is written by a 14-year old girl who's a hardcore classpect theorist and has only read the comic once in full. It is filled with contradictions.

I wish Homestuck Twitter and Homestuck Discord could be friends

Granted. By their power combined, they are now the most toxic fanbase known to mankind, forever driving away anyone potentially interested in Homestuck.

I wish GameBro magazine was real.

Granted. It is shity and misinformitive.

I wish for all of Hussies talent.