Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Alright, so this is basically a variation of ‘Evil Genie’ and ‘Mold a Toblerone’ forum games, where instead of making a wish and having it get made in the worst way possible, you choose two items, preferably from Homestuck to alchemize, and the person below you either draws it or explains it, as they try to make it the worst result possible. Example:

Person 1: Cake && John’s Computer!
Person 2: You alchemize a big cake with bits of glass shards stuck into it, as well as Keyboard Keys. Pogo || Hammer.

I’ll start: Fruit Gushers && Pumpkin.

You get Pumpkin flavored fru- wait, no, they're gone. Were they ever there in the first place? you wonder.

Fidget Spinner && Mug

You get the coffee go round!
This is completely stupid. There are three mugs on this spinner and if you spin it it makes a mess. Ugh. No to mention that if you try to drink from one cup the other two spill all over you.

Candy corn && Rifle

You create the STEAKHANDLE KINIFE it's a knife, but it's handle is a piece of steak, meinig the blade just falls of it.

Hoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:45 pm

Hoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga

You make a giant copy of every jojo manga in your collection merged into one book, except there's holes in it for you to wear it.
Team Fortress 2 && Laptop

E: like this

you make a laptop shaped copy of team fortress 2. since there is nothing you can use to play laptop shaped games, it's useless

half assembled gaming pc && regular laptop