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by VF » Fri May 22, 2020 2:59 am
Caliborn is a bad and boring character. His presence is a couple of reused jokes hinging on shock value, misogyny, thirteen year-old edge, and cheap meta commentary, which is funny the first few times but that wears thin really fucking fast. These certain parts of the fandom that have such an obsession with him as "the last good Homestuck character" is hilarious to me. Homosuck is similarly boring. Calliope is barely even a character and the dichotomy they each represent is cripplingly mediocre. Lord English, likewise, should've been given more presence, and Caliborn and Calliope should only have been mentioned, at most, in passing.
The problem with Homestuck isn't (usually) the saturation of characters but rather a lack of use and purpose for those characters, the focus of those character in the narrative, or the introduction of bad characters. You see this brought up a lot with the Beforus trolls (and rightfully so, since those characters are terrible and do nothing to advance the core themes or relationships of the narrative) but it applies to the beta trolls as well. Homestuck shouldn't have gotten rid of them or killed them off, but relegated them to a more semi-important role as prevalent side characters farther removed from the main cast. The beta and alpha kids should have always taken center stage. The carapacians and Midnight Crew, similarly, should've taken those same side rolls - not tossed away, like in canon, but maintained a limited presence that serves specific functions, such as to heighten tension or interact in some meaningful capacity. Beforus should've been cut entirely; same with everything relating to the cherubs. If we needed more, then a quick aside for the ancestors proper would've been more interesting, but ultimately still an unnecessary detour. We just needed these characters to have more of a concrete impact rather than being used as a distraction.
The beta kids should never have been split between the meteor and the battleship. That one decision is the catalyst for Homestuck turning out so shitty.
Probably not a super unpopular opinion here, but Vriska isn't a bad person or a bad character - her arc is, actually, one of the most complex and interesting in Homestuck. That said, people ignoring her (many, many, numerous) flaws is absolutely unbearable. They (by which I mean the HS2 writing team) ruined her complexity and moral grey, and I hate them for that. In general, the essentialization of characters in Homestuck to basic definitions of "good person" or "bad person" is incredibly disappointing. Gamzee is the inverse of this - complex character turning into "evil bad evil man." Fucking insufferable shit.
Dave would've been an infinitely superior character to make trans. June is dumb, and doesn't fit with John as either a canon extrapolation or as an aesthetic, and fails on multiple levels to provide any sort of substantive commentary. Trans and enby Roxy is just worse Dave, and adding them to the story had literally no benefit because it, similar to June, isn't making a commentary about anything. Trans Vriska is actually super good and fits in really well with her character, and I wish it got explored more in-depth. (Addendum: while I don't think you need to inherently justify or make commentary on the identities of your characters, retroactively applying them to pre-established canon deserves a more critical examination of what might have brought about that change. It's the change itself that needs an explanation, not the identity. What makes trans Vriska and trans Dave so good is that both of these characters fulfill their arcs in some capacity by learning about themselves on an introspective level - their path is necessarily one of self-discovery and overcoming toxic cultural prescriptions. They have a theme which complements these changes and therefore can be justified and say something that contributes to their arcs beyond blasé aesthetic difference.)
Davepeta is obviously hot trash, and Davesprite deserved better, but that isn't really unpopular.
Roxygen is one of the worst mainline Homestuck ships. It's fucking boring; neither of these characters have anything in common other than vague Dad/Mom parallels. Their chemistry is non-existent. Why the fuck was this ship so popular? They don't even have a neat "opposites attract" kind of aesthetic - it's just "boy/girl meet for one day and they fall in love." I hate the epilogues, but pointing out the obvious flaws in that ship were appreciated.
Rosemary is boring shit but it has more potential than a lot of Homestuck Critical (TM) give it credit for. Acts 4-5 Rosemary were actually really cool, and I wish their relationship hadn't been such normal weakshit nothing on the meteor. It fucking smothered what was interesting about each of those characters when it totally didn't have to. They had so much potential to be neat and I'll never not be mad that they didn't live up to that. That being said, canonically it is the best ship for both characters. My heart will always belong to Vriskan though.
Davekat is bad, and I hate it. It epitomizes everything wrong with the retcon. I am willing to bet this is not an unpopular opinion here, but I'm stating it for the record. Pre-retcon pale Davekat, on the other hand, is one of the best ships in Homestuck.
Davejade and Davejohn are the only good ships for him. Aroace Dave is also good. Davejade or Davespritejade are similarly her only good solo ships. Except BetaOT4, which is objectively the superior ship to all of these.
Spider8reath is also good. Jadekat is boring. Daverezi is fine but it isn't my cup of tea. Rosemary is in the tentative category of Okay. The best troll/human ship is Johnkat.
The trolls have a lot more chemistry between their group than they do with any of the kids.
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VF on Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:06 am, edited 10 times in total.