Favorite HS quotes?
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Favorite HS quotes?
What're y'all's favorite quotes for Homestuck?
Mine's this classic from page 1099: "Dave. Answer."
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
Mine's this classic from page 1099: "Dave. Answer."
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TG: well shit
TG: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving
TG: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work
TG: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving
TG: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TEREZI: R3M3MB3R LONGC4T J4N3?
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
a classic
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
KARKAT: STAND BY. I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB.
DAVE: speaker crab
KARKAT: YES. SPEAKER CRAB.
DAVE: man dont put me on speaker crab
DAVE: speaker crab
KARKAT: YES. SPEAKER CRAB.
DAVE: man dont put me on speaker crab
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
CEB: what is so different about your romance?
CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
CA: kan its hard
GA: What
CA: being a kid and growwing up
CA: its hard and nobody understands
GA: What
CA: being a kid and growwing up
CA: its hard and nobody understands
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[I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane.
Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TG: how old are you
GC: 6
TG: goddamn
TG: ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6
GC: NO 1TS TRU3!
TG: whatever thats bullshit
TG: ok fuck it
TG: just dont tell your parents
GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS
TG: thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
GC: 6
TG: goddamn
TG: ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6
GC: NO 1TS TRU3!
TG: whatever thats bullshit
TG: ok fuck it
TG: just dont tell your parents
GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS
TG: thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
From: https://www.homestuck.com/story/1099
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
From: https://www.homestuck.com/story/1099
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
It still keeps happening.
You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.
And you can't take it anymore.
You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.
And you can't take it anymore.
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
Welcome back to 2007
xxSeerxofxHeartxx
You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold
xxSeerxofxHeartxx
You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold
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Re: [I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane.
came here to post thiscalamityCons wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:36 pmYou got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
Re: Favorite HS quotes?
EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
This is MY favorite quote, but since I don't want to repost, from the same conversation,nocturneforest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:44 pmTG: how old are you
GC: 6
TG: goddamn
TG: ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6
GC: NO 1TS TRU3!
TG: whatever thats bullshit
TG: ok fuck it
TG: just dont tell your parents
GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS
TG: thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
And for a serious example,
I am a person who has English as their second language. Please bear with me.
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Re: Favorite HS quotes?
TEREZI: GOOD LUCK, 3GB3RT >:]
TEREZI: NOT TH4T YOU'LL N33D 1T
JOHN: why not?
TEREZI: B3C4US3 W3 M4K3 OUR OWN LUCK
TEREZI: 4ND YOU'R3 4BOUT TO PROV3 TH4T
From this panel.
TEREZI: NOT TH4T YOU'LL N33D 1T
JOHN: why not?
TEREZI: B3C4US3 W3 M4K3 OUR OWN LUCK
TEREZI: 4ND YOU'R3 4BOUT TO PROV3 TH4T
From this panel.