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Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:53 am
by Tarty_
As it's currently International Cake Day, we need a thread dedicated to the GREATEST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK. THE KING ON CONFECTIONERY, THE MANGRIT MESSIAH, DAD EGBERT! Post cakes. And dads.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:54 am
by Generalrabogolfo
I want him to throw a cake at my face ngl
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:55 am
by Razzykins
Inviting people to post
daddies? Very daring of you!
Have a cake, friend
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:01 pm
by Darth_Energon
Dad Egbert was definitely the best guardian, its so sad what ended up happening to him.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:03 pm
by livingNingyo
Best guardian parent ever! Got together with best waifu too!
Have some ice cream cake as well!
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:11 pm
by calamityCons
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:23 am
by rookie1978
Literally did nothing wrong. Except die, but that wasn't his fault.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
by Bahinchut
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:23 am
by BrobyDDark
Dadbert did nothing wrong
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:32 am
by thorondraco
Dad Eggbert or Dad Crocker, he is a Dad elemental. Strength and paternal empathy embodied.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:33 pm
by aspiringWatcher
Bahinchut wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
he's literally the same person you heathen
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:36 pm
by JakeMorph
crockerdad only shares 25% of his DNA with mr egbert, don't be fooled
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:36 pm
by pfeffer-29
aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:33 pm
Bahinchut wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
he's literally the same person you heathen
but he doesn't have Dad Egbert's memories, ya dig? he has lost the fatherliness with which Dad Egbert overflows. he's just some guy with a pipe and a spiffy fedora. sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:49 pm
by RoyalFiddle
pfeffer-29 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:36 pm
sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.
He's not the Ultimate Dad, would you go so far as to say?
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:26 pm
by Sahxyel
Bahinchut wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.
Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.
We all can see who the better Dad was.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:10 am
by rookie1978
Sahxyel wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:26 pm
Bahinchut wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.
Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.
We all can see who the better Dad was.
yeah I love the dads either way but john and dad crocker's hug in act 7 was dumb. That's not the dad you were raised with, he's still a dad, but he's essentially not even related to you in the grand scheme of things. That's not the person you grew up with. Surely John knew this, and that he was essentially just hugging an older version of himself, or however the fuck ectobiology bullshit works.
Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:24 am
by Leddy
Dad Egbert is fantastic.
Also I think Dad Crocker isn't bad, but Jane is kind of really spoiled what with being the heir of the largest corporation in the world. She's a mega bitch and he gets points deducted for that.
