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DIFFERENT CONTEXT Thread: Inauspicious Time to Start a Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:33 pm
by william_
DIFFERENT CONTEXT

ART BY: ANDREW HUSSIE & CO.
WRITING BY: YOU!


What is a 'Different Context'? The artform can be traced back to the original MSPA Forums: you take Homestuck panels and come up with your own captions for them. With the power of re-interpretation, plunge your favourite characters into wacky and zany situations! Make everyone start a jazz band! Make John play hide-and-seek on LOMAX! What's REALLY in the box, Jack? It's all up to you.

Here are some examples that I made (and thankfully mirrored) before the shutdown of the original forums. Go forth and RE-CONTEXTUALISE!

Re: DIFFERENT CONTEXT Thread: Inauspicious Time to Start a Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:54 pm
by cookiefonster
Holy shit, I actually remember this and it's hilarious as ever. I guess I've been exposed to your content before the days of CANMT. Maybe I should pull out a random panel and make something like this if I find the inspiration.

Re: DIFFERENT CONTEXT Thread: Inauspicious Time to Start a Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:04 pm
by william_
recreating an older one of mine lost to time...
Dave: Attempt a silly Aradia impersonation.

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Unfortunately, despite your best efforts, you fail. It is just too silly.

John proceeds to zap away with disappointment.



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Aradia, however, is charmed by your display! She flashes one of her own smiles in your direction.

You have unlocked FRAYMOTIF: MAID OF GOOD TIMES! Great job!

Re: DIFFERENT CONTEXT Thread: Inauspicious Time to Start a Forum

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:53 am
by william_

Karkat: Begin filming.


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KARKAT: ...OKAY.
KARKAT: PROPS ARE IN POSITION.



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KARKAT: TEREZI, ARE YOU READY FOR A TAKE?
TEREZI: R3M1ND M3 WHY MY CH4R4CT3R H4S TO GO ON 4 CLOWN SOPOR1F1C-FU3L3D R4G3R 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N
KARKAT: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...


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KARKAT: THIS SCENE IS CRUCIAL! THE AUDIENCE NEEDS TO SEE JUST HOW FAR YOU'VE SUNK IN DESPERATION WAITING FOR DAVE'S CHARACTER TO ARRIVE.
TEREZI: SOUNDS PR3TTY L4M3 >:]
KARKAT: I'M JUST GOING BY THE SCRIPT, OKAY?
TEREZI: WH1CH YOU WROT3
KARKAT: *OKAY! WE'RE GOING FOR A TAKE!!!*


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KARKAT: AAAAND... *ACTION!*


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TEREZI: UUUGGGHHHH...
TEREZI: WH4T T1M3 1S 1T
TEREZI: TH3 D4YS S33M TO P4SS SO QU1CKLY!
TEREZI: 4ND 3V3N ST1LL, SO F4R 4W4Y
TEREZI: MY M4T3SPR1T H4S Y3T TO R3TURN >:[
TEREZI: NO M4TT3R HOW MUCH 1 DROWN MYS3LF 1N MY V1C3S...
TEREZI: MY LONG1NG C4NNOT B3 CONT41N3D
TEREZI: OH, 1F ONLY H3 W3R3 H3R3 TO QU3LL MY 4CH1NG PUMP B1SCU1T!!
TEREZI: 1F ONLY H3 W3R3
vrmmmmmmm
TEREZI:
TEREZI: UM
vrmmmmmmm
KARKAT: GOD DAMMIT!! CUT.
KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME??



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DAVE: sup
KARKAT: WELL LOOK WHO IT IS. OUR "STAR ACTOR."
KARKAT: I KNEW I FELT A SORELY MISSING PRESENCE FROM OUR SHOOT TODAY.

DAVE: i have an explanation
DAVE: i got hung up

KARKAT: WHAT'S *THAT* SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU DILATORY DIPSHIT?
KARKAT: WE'RE ON A SCHEDULE HERE. YOUR FUTURE CAREER IS RESTING ON A GOOD FUCKING EXCUSE.

DAVE: dont blow your lens cap orson welles i can deliver
DAVE: you see



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DAVE: im busy with a side gig right now
KARKAT: YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING.
DAVE: bro do you have ANY idea how much these apple commercials pay
DAVE: plus i get a sicknasty suit + logo decals for my shades
DAVE: i can finally upgrade my halloween costume to *brand loyalty* slut

KARKAT: WELL, WHEN YOU'RE DONE SHAMELESSLY IMBIBING FROM THE TEAT OF COMMERCIALISM, THERE'S A *REAL ART* SHOOT WAITING EVER SO IMPATIENTLY FOR YOU.
DAVE: can i bring this suit


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KARKAT: RAAAAAGH!!
TEREZI: T4K3 1T 34SY MR D1R3CTOR >:O
KARKAT: I'LL TAKE THIS COMMUNICATOR AND BURN A HOLE THROUGH ALL MY FILM STOCK THROUGH SHEER PROPULSIVE FORCE IS WHAT I'LL DO!
TEREZI: C4N 1 CL34N MYS3LF OFF WH1L3 YOUR3 DO1NG TH4T
TEREZI: 3WWW TH1S 1S R34L F4YGO WH4T TH3 FUCK
TEREZI: 1 N33D TO S33 MY 4G3NT