Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

[Radical Dude 42]

It's alchemy! Under *YOUR* control!

Frankly I'm kind of new to forum things so I'm not sure if I should write up rules or directions or something, but I think this is all very straightforward. Suggest a couple of objects (probably found in Homestuck, but things not from Homestuck are fine) and how to combine 'em, and then I'll whip up a sprite. Oh, and if other people want to jump onto the spriting wagon they can too. The more the merrier!

[calamityCons]

There is a similar thread going on where someone is taking the time to alchemize weapons to fight against imps! But if this one is a place for things like, say, outfits...

Maybe combine Aradia's Basic Outfit && Midnight Crew Poster?

[BrobyDDark]

Stand Arrow && Garfield Laugh-a-Day Calendar

[pfeffer-29]

Terezi's and Dirk's shades plus a SBaHJ comic.

[rookie1978]

Magnetic Wodka and Lil Cal.

[RoyalFiddle]

Matriorb || Ectoslime.

I wanna get real weird with it

[bathtimebird]

Alchemize [Electric Guitar] || [Sword in a Stone]

[Radical Dude 42]

There is a similar thread going on where someone is taking the time to alchemize weapons to fight against imps! But if this one is a place for things like, say, outfits...

Maybe combine Aradia's Basic Outfit && Midnight Crew Poster?

I don't mean to cramp on that thread's style! That one seemed more cool and strategic and stuff, this one's all for fun. Anyway...



You make the H0LL0W SUIT DRESS. It is kind of weird to wear the emblem for moirallegiance just on your shirt but who cares. You look absolutely kick-ass noir in these duds.

Stand Arrow && Garfield Laugh-a-Day Calendar

You make the GARFIELD COMIC-STAND ARROW. One prick of this and you get magical personification of a GARFIELD COMIC STRIP as a protector. (Or something, I don't know the lore.)

You feel ripped straight from the animes.

Terezi's and Dirk's shades plus a SBaHJ comic.

You make the SWEET HAL AND HELLA TEREZI COMPU-SHADES.

They techno-magically make terrible comic strips and broadcast them directly into your eyes.

Magnetic Wodka and Lil Cal.

You make the MAGNETIC CALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.

It's... kind of the same as the magnetic wodka? It's just kind of uglier and more puppety.

Matriorb || Ectoslime.

I wanna get real weird with it

You make the... God damn it.

For a VERY BRIEF SECOND you made ECTOSLIME SHAPED LIKE A MATRIORB. Now you just have some ECTOSLIME.

Alchemize [Electric Guitar] || [Sword in a Stone]

You make the TRUE ROCKER!!

It's time to... rock and roll? No, you already did the rock pun. Oh well, you have a cool stone guitar. Oh!

You're STONE COLD MUSICAL. Okay, that one kind of sucked too.

[bathtimebird]

Oh my god these are crazy. Are we allowed duplicate requests? [Parasol] && [Javelin]

[Sharkalien]

Time to spice shit up a notch.

Con Air bunny ^^ Fedora

[Cole]

John: Combine hammer ^^ pogo ride!

[RoyalFiddle]

Matriorb || Ectoslime.

I wanna get real weird with it

You make the... God damn it.

For a VERY BRIEF SECOND you made ECTOSLIME SHAPED LIKE A MATRIORB. Now you just have some ECTOSLIME.
.

SHIT. Uh, try Crowbars's uh... Crowbar and the Retcon Juju (If repeats are allowed!)

[rookie1978]

BEST THREAD

Matriorb and Lil Cal

[egg]

Matriorb && Rogue of Void outfit

[BrobyDDark]

Matriorb && Perfectly Generic Object

[Sharkalien]

Matriorb || Rogue of Void outfit

[rookie1978]

Knight of Time outfit and pack of gushers

[Sahxyel]

Unbreakable Katana && Problem Sleuth Poster

[pfeffer-29]

HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO and Fancy Santa. It's time to get festive.

[Radical Dude 42]

Oh my god these are crazy. Are we allowed duplicate requests? [Parasol] && [Javelin]

You make the SLOWDIVE PARAJAVELIN. Its parasol parachute allows it to descend slowly, after being thrown.

Kind of defeats the purpose of a swift thrown weapon, though.

Time to spice shit up a notch.

Con Air bunny ^^ Fedora

You make the STUPID IDIOT BUNNY HAT FOR MORONS.

You start to think that you maybe shouldn't have tried out this XOR stuff.

Vriska's Corpse (Pre-Retcon) || Rainbow Dash poster (From Dirk's room)

You make the RAINBOW PONY VRISCORPSE.

It's... like Vriska's corpse, but 20% cooler?

John: Combine hammer ^^ pogo ride!

You make the STUPID IDIOT POGO HAMMER FOR MORONS.

You can't see this being useful in any way.

SHIT. Uh, try Crowbars's uh... Crowbar and the Retcon Juju (If repeats are allowed!)

You make the RETROBAR.

If you had to guess on what it does, you would probably say that it negates any meddling in canon and re-sticks people back into canon, if they were unstuck from canon.

Oh, no, John, don't touch that crowbar!!! Oh well, it doesn't matter. This isn't canon, anyways.

BEST THREAD

Matriorb and Lil Cal

You make the LIL CALTRIORB.

You don't want to see what this would bring into the world.

Matriorb && Rogue of Void outfit

You make... the MATRIOID?

You're not sure what this thing really is, but it sounds hollow on the inside.

You think that if you were going for some cool threads, || would have been the better choice.

Matriorb && Perfectly Generic Object

You make a PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECT, because that is how alchemy works.

Matriorb || Rogue of Void outfit

You make the MATRIOGUE OF ORB OUTFIT.

These are some pretty damn swank duds, even if they may be like, alien cultural appropriation.

Knight of Time outfit and pack of gushers

You make the TROPICAL PLASTIC SHITSHOW OUTFIT.

This thing is the shittiest thing ever, it feels like wearing a weirdly thick trashbag. And it's super ugly to boot.

Unbreakable Katana && Problem Sleuth Poster

You make TECTRIXCALIBUR. You don't give a shit about this thing, but John loves it.

HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO and Fancy Santa. It's time to get festive.

You make the SANTAHAMMER OF ZILLYHOHOHO.

You will use this for all of your smashing holiday needs, like cracking nuts and... well, that's the only smashing holiday need you can think of, and it's kind of a stretch.