CRACK THEORIES! GO!

[geoshitties]

WE'RE GONNA GET A 4/13 FLASH OUT OF THE BLUE

[calamityCons]

My crack theory is that someday the carapaces will become relevant again and stop being treated as afterthoughts and pets. I put this here because it will never happen and i will die alone.

[Kidpen]

John will someday be relevant again.

[Generalrabogolfo]

kanaya is either going to kill terezi because of this or go all out and make it a threesome

[thorondraco]

Feferi suddenly returns as a major player.

And the real final boss is Aradia, who has fooled us all including Alt calliope.

[RoyalFiddle]

Hussie is gonna be the final boss that Dirk is hunting down, unbeknownst to Terezi or Rose, and like in Dave and Bro's beatdown, Dirk is gonna, somehow, get his shit absolutely handed to him

[Khiara]

Feferi suddenly returns as a major player.

And the real final boss is Aradia, who has fooled us all including Alt calliope.

....now I really want to see these happen

[BrobyDDark]

Hussie is gonna be the final boss that Dirk is hunting down, unbeknownst to Terezi or Rose, and like in Dave and Bro's beatdown, Dirk is gonna, somehow, get his shit absolutely handed to him

Hussie stabs Dirk with a Cherub tooth and Dirk either has to be consistent or retcon Cherub Tooth Poison, thus retroactively bringing back John.

[pfeffer-29]

John will come back to life through time shenanigans. Additionally, he will merge with all the infinite Johns and Junes and nonbinary Eggbois to become the ULTIMATE EGBERT. ULTIMATE EGBERT will proceed to punch Dirk in the nose.

[thorondraco]

Feferi suddenly returns as a major player.

And the real final boss is Aradia, who has fooled us all including Alt calliope.

....now I really want to see these happen

Well the reason i thought of them is because of the pesterquest. MAinly cause Feferi, and one incarnation of the reader, go through some chakra meditation shit in one of the endings.
And Aradia revealed herself as quite rebellious to paradox space's design. In addition to the fact that apparently the beings that contorl paradox space are blind to the dream bubbles.

[Shitpost Lizard]

The Horrorterrors didn't play the game that created the Troll universe, but instead created the game itself. What we see of them in the game is some attempt to continue to exist and propagate through the destruction and creation of new universes.

The Sburb game that happens on this planet is going to create the real world. Not John's world, but like the actual world Hussie and the writing staff live in, leading to them playing their own version of the game.

The limebloods were eradicated because the Condesce thought their British accents and mannerisms were insufferable.

[RoyalFiddle]

Hussie stabs Dirk with a Cherub tooth and Dirk either has to be consistent or retcon Cherub Tooth Poison, thus retroactively bringing back John.

FUCK I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT

[MorganMustDie]

I'm stealing this one from my sister who should absolutely be writing for Homestuck


Jake's hope powers are keeping Brain Ghost Dirk alive, and BGD clearly isn't happy about the main Dirk trying to become the ultimate incarnation. Dirk, knowingly, cannot reach his true potential without eliminating Brain Ghost Dirk (and any other competing Dirks). Of course, the only way to eliminate Brain Ghost Dirk is to snuff out Jake.

Dirk must decide between the man that he loves, or ultimate narrative power. It is a difficult decision for him to make.

[lml55]

John and Terezi after they smash have a child in the meat timeline although john is dead so terezi is a single mother and he may or may not succeed John in his own ways(got a topic on this so try it out)

[ThePungeonMaster]

For no good or explicable reason, I have a hunch that character fusion is going to become a thing later in the story.

[lml55]

while not a crack theory per say it's something I realized with the comic in the corner in the comic there's Dirk's aspect symbol (heart) which got me thinking what if other people go ahead and take control of the story and the symbol changes based on who has control

possible characters to do so
Rosebot(she has ultimate self)
Caliborn(he took control sometimes in the epilogues even after dirk took control of and are friends in general)
Possessed Jade(she's technically has both Muse AND Witch of space power and a Muse is the passive of the Lord so it's entirely possible she like caliborn could gain control of the story as well)

[Shitpost Lizard]

Possessed Jade(she's technically has both Muse AND Witch of space power and a Muse is the passive of the Lord so it's entirely possible she like caliborn could gain control of the story as well)

Alt-timeline Calliope, who is possessing Jade, already fought with Dirk over control of the narrative in the Epilogues.
So that's not a theory, so much as something that has already happened.

Crack theory: The troll ancestors are gonna come back and play some kind of part in the story.

[thorondraco]

Possessed Jade(she's technically has both Muse AND Witch of space power and a Muse is the passive of the Lord so it's entirely possible she like caliborn could gain control of the story as well)

Alt-timeline Calliope, who is possessing Jade, already fought with Dirk over control of the narrative in the Epilogues.
So that's not a theory, so much as something that has already happened.

Crack theory: The troll ancestors are gonna come back and play some kind of part in the story.

That oculd be as simple as meenah reentering the... outside timeline i guess we should call it?

We ultimately don't know if one needs to keep wearing the ring to stay alive.

[Sokota]

Mituna Captor will play an integral role in the new creatures created by Dirk and Rose's SBURB session.

Actually, Mituna Captor will play an integral role in HS^2 PERIOD.

plz give my boy some love WP staff

[RoyalFiddle]

The Dancestors (Outside of Meenah) will never get the love they deserve! Honestly Alpha Ancestors would be cool to see as well