Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:46 pm
Dirk is a bottom and he's just trying to be an over dramatic asshole because he wants to be seen as a top.
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Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:48 pm
correct
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:49 pm
Ah, an intellectual I see.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:49 pm
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:50 pm
As a fellow Heart player I am equipped to recognize his bullshit
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:19 pm
Dirk tried to top once and utterly failed so hard that it made him physically incapable of even attempting to top ever again.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:25 pm
Thank you Rosebot for your heroic work. We're mailing your Medal of Honor right now.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:57 pm
dirk look like he smell like swiss cheese on a hot day
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:26 pm
This is canon.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:28 pm
Dirk Strider is a bitch ass motherfucker.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:48 pm
For all his philosophical Wikipedia quipping in the epilogues and insistence of his ultimate self-ness he seems to have forgotten Maslow's needy triangle.
Ultimate self? More like ultimate bitch.
Ultimate self? More like ultimate bitch.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:45 am
I don't think Dirk is in any way subtle about being a bottom. Top-phobia has gone too far.But Jake can see now that it’s simply how things were meant to be. There are leaders in this world, and there are followers, which is a fact that has absolutely nothing to do with the position one prefers in the bedroom.
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:10 pm
Lmao you forget the core tenet of being a bottom, be dramatic as fuck, and baby, Dirks got that In spades~
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:50 pm
Wonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:22 pm
I think the worse implication is what isn't implied in this sentence, that you may think Obama would be a bottomMorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:50 pmWonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:25 pm
Obama, as shown by his time in office, is a man of compromiseRoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:22 pmI think the worse implication is what isn't implied in this sentence, that you may think Obama would be a bottomMorganMustDie wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:50 pmWonderful headcanon you've got there but have you considered the implication that that makes Barack Obama, in canon and without argument, a top?
A switch, if you would
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:28 pm
I'm in hell and Morgan has put me there
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:49 am
More like a narrative power bottom
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:44 pm
Re: Dirk is a bottom
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:48 pm
dirk is a bottom and he thinks he's oppressed for being short. i will not elaborate further