Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

[Cole]

okay one more.

WEIRD WINDOW PORTAL THING ROXY HAS THAT'S LIKE PROBLEM SLEUTH'S && ALCHEMITER

[Darth_Energon]

Sollux Captor && Sollux Captor

[chromaticThespian]

Candy Corn || Lord of Time Outfit

[theartvoid]

Complacency of the Learned && a SBaHJ comic

[1neStar]

A Spider && a Man

[livingNingyo]

Ahab's Crosshairs && Empiricist's wwand

[adamantArchivist]

Can we request items to put in the jumper block extension? Also,
TOBLERONE && DIRK STRIDER’S BRAIN IN A JAR

[1neStar]

Jelly || Boris Nikolaevich Yeltsin

[Robot_Face]

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Mayor's outfit

[1neStar]

A Copy of Windows 10 && Richard Stallman

[Radical Dude 42]

Okay, first of all, I'd just like to apologize for taking so long. It's been so long that the fancy santas aren't even topical anymore! For shame, for shame. Though also there's some more things I'd like to say, but I'll save them for after all the fun.

HAL 9000 || Fancy Santa

You make SANTHAL 040404.

He's, uh... he's... you got nothin'. He's afraid he can't fly across the globe in under 24 hours or something.

Harlequin Doll && Eldritch Princess Doll && Lil Cal && Bec

You make BUDDY THE UNKNOWABLE!! HOORAY!!!!

Clown Poster && Wizard Statue && Smuppet && Firearm

You make the THAUMAT-ORGY FUNNYBLASTER. This thing is just the same as a regular gun, except it's terrible in every way.

Jade needs some new clothes too! The Felt Poster && Pool Table || Jade’s clothes

You make the POOL CLOTHES (NOT FOR SWIMMING)!

These things are kind of gaudy and garish, but at least you have ornamental wooden feet shoes. Yay, ornamental wooden feet shoes!

Fancy Santa && Lil' Cal

You make FANCY CAL.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

John Egbert || Dirk Brain

You make a TINY WRINKLY COOL JOHN IN A JAR.

Always remember to check your signs, kids.

Lil Cal && Caliborn

You make CAL^2BORN. He's a real boy!

John Egbert && Vriska Serket

You create the unholy union that is VROHN EGKET.

It seems that John's NICENESS STAT and Vriska's RUDENESS STAT have completely cancelled each other out, creating someone who is... completely neutral.

Combine TECTRIXCALIBUR and HAMMER

You make PLUMEJÖLNIR. This thing isn't as cool as Tectrixcalibur because that was the one that Problem Sleuth used, but whatever. It's still cool. You guess.

Combine Indiana Jones Poster || White Suit

You make the IVORY JONES OUTFIT, and you make sure to use a suit that is PHYSICALLY white and not just STYLISTICALLY white.

And then Aradia puts on the suit because she's the one who likes Indiana Jones. She then gets a sudden urge to find a room that is all green, and to stand inside that very room.

cruxtruder and punch designix and jumper block extension and totem lathe and ectobiology lab thing that makes the slime and puts in those tubes

You make a HOT DOG STUCK IN A SKATEBOARD. Well, you guess ALL these combinations can't be winners. You've gotta have some garbage amongst the real combinations.

GRIMOIRE FOR SUMMONING THE ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS && ALCHEMITER || ROSE'S LAPTOP

You make WEIRD HORROR, of which lets you electro-magically create monsters. You will certainly be doing this a lot, and you may even wear a bra on your head while doing so to seal this half-baked reference.

WEIRD WINDOW PORTAL THING ROXY HAS THAT'S LIKE PROBLEM SLEUTH'S && ALCHEMITER

You make the MULTI-POINT CONTROL-EFFER. It is a device that can scan any carved dowel, and will connect to the FENESTRATED PLANE nearest to that object. So, if you put the dowel for the MULTI-POINT CONTROL-EFFER, it would... route you through the fenestrated plane you used to make it.

Sollux Captor && Sollux Captor

You make SOLLUX CAPTOR.

Candy Corn || Lord of Time Outfit

You make the CANDYLORD OF CORN OUTFIT.

It is. Probably. Just about.

The best thing. You've ever worn.

Complacency of the Learned && a SBaHJ comic

You make COMPLACENCY OF THE LEARNED AND SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF. As disconnected as those two IP's may sound, this is apparently a single, cohesive book written by both ROSE LALONDE and DAVE STRIDER, of the POST-SCRATCH UNIVERSE. It stars Calmasis, Sweet Bro, and Hella Jeff.

A Spider && a Man

You just go ahead and use DAD EGBERT for the man in the equation because he's the manliest man you could think of.

Surprisingly, you make no MAN, SPIDER, SPIDER-MAN, or even MAN-SPIDER, but instead a comic book; a comic book of the name AMAZING PIPEFANTASY #15.

It is apparently the debut of a superhero called SPIDER-MANGRIT, who can stick to walls and uses altered cans of SHAVING CREAM to shoot webs.

Ahab's Crosshairs && Empiricist's wwand

You make BACON'S CROSSHAIRS.

This is the EXACT kind of weapon you need to combat non-non-believers in, because it is a gun that is also a giant magic wand.

TOBLERONE && DIRK STRIDER’S BRAIN IN A JAR

You make the TOBLERIRK DIRK, who insists that he has "turned himself into a toblerone".

He then goes on to talk about how unwelcome and unwarranted references are often unfunny in media.

Jelly || Boris Nikolaevich Yeltsin

You make the BORIS NIKOLAEVICH YELL-O. He's very jiggly.

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Mayor's outfit

You make the GRIM RAG OF SCRIPTURE, of which outfits you in text and a noose. This is a step up from big Spongebob band-aids, but it's still nothing compared to a mayoral suit or anything.

You do think that there is a powerful metaphor to be had with the noose, but you are not sure what.

A Copy of Windows 10 && Richard Stallman

You make a copy of INSTALLMAN, of which is a very powerful computer AI-virus that will, if downloaded onto a computer, upload itself onto the internet and begin to crusade for free software. You don't think this matters much in a post-SBURB world, though.

Can we request items to put in the jumper block extension?

I am a little tempted to say yes, just to please you all, but I'm gonna hafta say no on this one. Jumper block extensions aren't very interesting to me, and I feel like doing them would just be more work than it's worth.

And speaking of doing work, I think I'm gonna start being more selective with these combinations in the future, because there were a couple that I didn't really get the joke behind, and also a couple that just felt a bit excessive. And also there's the fact that there was a WHOLE lot of combinations this time (22!), so if I don't do all of 'em, there will (probably) be more frequent updates! So I apologize if you don't like this change, but it's one I'm gonna go through with.

[adamantArchivist]

...I really want to read those books. Anyway, how about...
CALLIOPE && CALIBORN
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR && MAGIC WINDOW
PUMPKIN && ROGUE OF VOID OUTFIT

[classpectanon]

i'm commander shephard and this is the best thread on the citadel

[LudicrousFalcon]

Judgement clock || Knight of time outfit
Death note && 8 ball
Mr. Saint Brandy (from Home-skillet) && Doc Scratch

[Generalrabogolfo]

Installman && pony pals detective pony dirk version
fancy cal && caliborn
johns first hammer || the fluorite octet

[tiger_Fox]

Honeybee Professor || Magic Cueball
Sollux Captor ^^ Sollux Captor
&& && &&

[PilotBlackSmith]

Equius Zahhak && Lil Cal

[calamityCons]

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Equius’ Clothes

[eldritchCorvus]

Virska && rainbowdash
John's heir of breath clothing && John's suit
Aradia && Tavros && Sollux && Karkat && Nepeta && Kanaya && Terezi && Vriska && Equius && Gamzee && Eridan && Feferi
Cuebal && Ultratransmaterialchemiter
John && Rose && Dave && Jade && Jane && Roxy && Dirk && Jake
Jack Noir && Maplehoof

[BrobyDDark]

Andrew Hussie lips && Lord English