Caliborn is into vore

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

I've always had a soft spot for young ladies.
TT: Hmm.



That's the soft spot.

[JakeMorph]

i think that soft spot is for middle aged men though?

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

>:O!!!

Also, if you were millions of years old, you would find that nearly every middle aged man you encounter is a young lady, relatively speaking.

[egg]

You know what I don’t even know why I made that post. I don’t think doc scratch even has a sexual preference of any kind. He doesnt even have sexual organs. I quit.

Didn't he literally say this to Rose?

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

You know what I don’t even know why I made that post. I don’t think doc scratch even has a sexual preference of any kind. He doesnt even have sexual organs. I quit.

Didn't he literally say this to Rose?

He said that he had no biological means of reproduction, but in the above images, it is shown that he has a smussy (smuppet pussy), which is located on the chest. It is located on the chest for the same reason that the smenis (smuppet penis) is located on the nose: it's funnier that way.

Reproduction and pleasure are not always connected. Doc Scratch technically shouldn't be able to laugh because he has no lungs, but he simulates himself doing so because it's a symbol for an emotion that we can comprehend. And there is also the question of why he has a fondness for keeping a candy bowl if he has no way to

Do I sound too sincere?

[Generalrabogolfo]

He said that he had no biological means of reproduction, but in the above images, it is shown that he has a smussy (smuppet pussy), which is located on the chest. It is located on the chest for the same reason that the smenis (smuppet penis) is located on the nose: it's funnier that way.

Reproduction and pleasure are not always connected. Doc Scratch technically shouldn't be able to laugh because he has no lungs, but he simulates himself doing so because it's a symbol for an emotion that we can comprehend. And there is also the question of why he has a fondness for keeping a candy bowl if he has no way to

Do I sound too sincere?

nah dont worry m8 what you saying is good af

[Sahxyel]

You know what I don’t even know why I made that post. I don’t think doc scratch even has a sexual preference of any kind. He doesnt even have sexual organs. I quit.

Young girls, but this isn't a 'Doc Scratch is a Pedophile" thread to get into detail on that.

[Generalrabogolfo]

yeah yall should be answering my question here

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

If Caliborn is inside Doc Scratch, don't you have it backwards? He's into being eaten more than he is into eating people.

[JakeMorph]

i think caliborn being inside doc scratch is more like unbirthing than vore??

[Generalrabogolfo]

this is quickly derivating into lets see how many fetishes can we throw at caliborn and i like it

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

i think caliborn being inside doc scratch is more like unbirthing than vore??

I see no difference. Love is love.

[MorganMustDie]

the real answer to the question is to admit that Lord English must also have a massive fetish for sweat, horses, muscles, and prose

i will not elaborate.

[Generalrabogolfo]

but i will.

lets see, when did equius sweat the most? when talking to nepeta right? but was it only by talking? NO! it was also when she was there with him. so, we could say that LE would also sweat in presence of nepeta, right? and when does he gets to be in presence of MULTIPLE nepetas? when hes destroying the bubbles! now, why exactly did he sweat? was it because he was interacting with another troll being? or was it because of the moiraillegance that this troll being did? honestly, i think its the latest. so, if its the latest, and we connect the subsequent dots, we get to the conclusion that LE was not only sweating while destroying the bubbles, but also horny as fuck.

[egg]

[ControlCoreAngel]

this thread isnt just the worse on the forum, its the worst EVER.
but it hurts that it. it actually kinda makes sense.

[PilotBlackSmith]

alright, so caliborn vores.
but does he spit or does he shit?

[Generalrabogolfo]

he shit. duh. what kind of question is this pito? please refrain from posting stupid questions again.

[Guy-Rocketram]

You know what I don’t even know why I made that post. I don’t think doc scratch even has a sexual preference of any kind. He doesnt even have sexual organs. I quit.

first off he has shown attraction to many of the young girls of Homestuck, especially rose, as disgusting as that may sound.

also doc scratch and caliborn are pretty much polar opposites. Caliborn always tries to do the impossible and is unable to except facts, while Doc Scratch always does exactly what he does when he does it, and he knows when resistance is futile.
as a result i think doc scratch would be into reverse vore. this makes sense given how lord english bursts out of him, this will ensure that the good doctor's last moments are pleasurable

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

from now on i will only discourse about doc scratch's sexuality through shitposting

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