Darkshade

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:47 pm

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Actually, you don't get what the big deal is. Why would you scream over this? It's just, like, a HULKING MASS of flesh or something? You only scream to change frequencies, or when someone else is screaming.

barexamkind · Post by **barexamkind** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:52 pm

> SA: Use blood to draw smiley face on window.

Sokota · Post by **Sokota** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:55 pm

> SA: Attempt to communicate with fleshy creature

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:56 pm

> SA: Realize SA can also stand for 'Screaming Asshole'.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:33 pm

Ok. Hopefully this sends a message to that hulking mass that you want to communicate.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:37 pm

You fail to realize that because you are now the HULKING MASS. You are in a BRIGHT CELLBLOCK. Some asshole just smeared your window with blood.
What will you do?

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:55 pm

> HM: Unstick self from wall and floor.

warmwood · Post by **warmwood** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:41 am

>HM: Check flesh meter

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:28 am

You check your MEAT SACK. This is a GUI element that allows you to view your current fleshiness.
At the moment, the sack is HALF FULL, meaning you are at half your maximum size and fleshiness.

SpidderKeen · Post by **SpidderKeen** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:58 am

>HM: Attempt to communicate with blood smearing asshole.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:23 am

>HM: Do a silly dance.

barexamkind · Post by **barexamkind** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:22 pm

> HM: Take the shape of the asshole standing outside your window in an attempt to communicate.

Cheshire_Creeper · Post by **Cheshire_Creeper** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:02 pm

HM: Begin Screaming, as is tradition at this point.

Robot_Face · Post by **Robot_Face** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:27 pm

HM: What happens when your MEAT SACK becomes empty?

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:12 pm

You let out a horrific scream, one so terrifying that it would make even the toughest of adults shit their pants in fear.
That asshole out your window seems unfazed, though.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:14 pm

You decide to try and communicate with INTERPRETIVE DANCING, but you soon find this to be adequately silly and a waste of everyone's time, so you stop.

SpidderKeen · Post by **SpidderKeen** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:19 pm

HM: Try knocking on the wall to communicate in morse code.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:17 pm

COMMUNICATION

Show

HM: AAAAAA
SA: AAAAAAA
HM: AAAAAAA
SA: AAAAAAAA

You think you may be getting somewhere with this.

SpidderKeen · Post by **SpidderKeen** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:44 pm

HM & SA: SCREAM IN UNISON TO SHIFT REALITIES ONCE AGAIN.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:10 am

SpidderKeen wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:44 pm
HM & SA: SCREAM IN UNISON TO SHIFT REALITIES ONCE AGAIN.

I second this. Maybe in other realities the silly dance it's not a waste of everyone's time.

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HM: Begin screaming, as is tradition at this point

HM: Do a silly dance

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HM: Communicate with SA

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