Nights Falling Apart

[Auntie]

> mspfa mirror


Your name is SLEZER KAIKHA and you are BORED OUT OF YOUR THINKPAN. It just so happens that today is A COMPLETELY ORDINARY DAY which is why you're so bored in the first place. What do you do?

[barexamkind]

> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.

[Alder]

> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.

[Auntie]

> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.

You are BRIEFLY OVERCOME by the spirit of BOBBY KIMBALL. You bless the rains down in Africa.
>Slezer: Come to your senses

You have NO IDEA what an Africa is. This is stupid.

> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.

Considering how DEAD this night is, that might be YOUR ONLY OPTION to relieve your boredom.
Now who's around...?
>Slezer: Recoil

Just your luck. The moment you log on, you're BOMBARDED with the IRRITATING VIOLET TEXT of your FATED ENEMY who you are CURRENTLY PLAYING AUSPISTICE TO. GOD you're sick of HIS BULLSHIT. And by that, you mean YOU WISH HE'D STOP THIS ASHEN GARBAGE.

[Sahxyel]

> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.

[barexamkind]

>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.

[Auntie]

> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.

Look. Alright. Auspisticism is a PERFECTLY FINE QUADRANT. You are known to have SOME EXPERIENCE WITH IT, even. That's what got you into this whole mess TO BEGIN WITH. You thought you'd TRY YOUR HAND at auspisticizing for your PITCH CRUSH- maybe with a few ULTERIOR MOTIVES. It just happened to work TOO WELL and now you've thoroughly ASH-ZONED yourself with him. Good going, DIPSHIT.

>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.

His name is AFIONN ZIRNON and oh, how you LOATHE HIM. Him and his AWFUL SENSE OF STYLE and his DUMB HORNS and his OBNOXIOUSLY EMPTY THINKPAN. Nobody should be allowed to be THAT ENTICING despite all that. He's EVEN WORSE- he's attractive in a repulsive sort of way BECAUSE OF THAT. DISGUSTING.

[barexamkind]

Slezer: Message Afionn.

[Auntie]

Slezer: Message Afionn.

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popstarVotarient [PV] began trolling twilightDestroyer [TD] --
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer i know youre not doing anything right now
PV: theres no way you even llleft your hive today cmon
PV: slllezer lllook im callling in my lllifellline
PV: i may have missed a few lllittllle cues
PV: which may have ended in what i did not realllize was a date next week
PV: and im not totallly against that but
PV: yknow it never hurts to have some backup
PV: just in case
PV: cmon illl even buy you dinner
PV: slllezer
PV: im not gonna stop untilll you answer alllready
PV: ssslllllleeezzzeeerrrrrr
PV: okay lllook hate that its come to this but cmon illl even get you another one of those pinups you like so much
TD: 1ST 9F ALL, FUCK Y9U, 1 STEP AWAY FR9M THE HUSKT9P 9NCE AND 1'M TREATED T9 TH1S SH1T.
TD: SEC9ND 9F ALL, FUCK Y9U THEY'RE N9T P1NUPS.
PV: yeah yeah alllright i wont get you those pinups then whatever
TD: HEY!
PV: damn slllezer what do you even want from me?
PV: so demanding
PV: whatever anyway are you coming over or not?
TD: UNF9RTUNATELY, YES.
PV: finallly
PV: same time and plllace as usualll
TD: 1 REALLY HATE Y9U
TD: Y9U CAN'T EVER D9 S9METH1NG L1KE, MEET S9MEWHERE REAS9NABLY CL9SE, N9, 1 HAVE T9 G9 ALL THE WAY 9UT T9 THE BEACH EVERY T1ME.
PV: hey not my fault you lllive so far away
PV: also i know hate you too blllah blllah blllah whatever
PV: anyway
PV: lllater
-- popstarVotarient [PV] ceased trolling twilightDestroyer [TD] --

>Contemplate missing keyboard

What missing keyboard? You're just grateful that ordeal is over and you can do SOMETHING ELSE instead.

[Generalrabogolfo]

>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.

[barexamkind]

>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.

[Auntie]

>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.

"It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away"
-Irish poet and playwright, Oscar Wilde
>Slezer: Move away from the mic to breathe in

Well, all the GOOD local concerts tend to be death traps considering your blood so there's that.

>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.

You always order the same thing, just as a power play. Which is to say, you'll have the sushi platter. Sure you know seadwellers eat fish too, but that's one thing and staring one down while shoveling raw fish into your face is another. Mmmm, seafood.

[SpidderKeen]

>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.

[Generalrabogolfo]

>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.

[Jack Noir]

Slezer: leave chum on read

[Auntie]

>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.

You do a SILLY DANCE in your chair. You know, this would PROBABLY WORK BETTER if you put on SOME MUSIC.

>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.

Oh, that poster. That one was a gift from a CLOSE FRIEND. You never really got why there's a weird-looking hornless woman on it, but that's album art, you guess. You do LIKE THAT BAND at least.

>Slezer: Turn on your stereo.

There you go. Now you can PROPERLY ENJOY some SILLY DANCING

>Slezer: Resume doing a silly dance.

See, this is far more entertaining.

Slezer: leave chum on read

Wait, you were so caught up in all that that you didn't pay attention to your messages! It's even one of your CLOSEST FRIENDS too.

>Slezer: Be chum

Well now you CAN'T ANSWER her because you're too busy BEING her now. Say.... who is this now anyway?
[suggest names below!]

[Cheshire_Creeper]

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[Auntie]

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Nice try, wiseguy.

[SpidderKeen]

>New Girl: State name and examine room.

[Fella McFellaGuy]

Sallll Llllly