BrobyDDark wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:50 am
>COMMAND:
A VOID, grab Rabid Badger Staff
ONE returns to his
Planet of Child Slaves, landing by the FACTORY. Your children are far away, clearly
avoiding the area. The scene is gory. Tooth and claw marks, blood, and ragged fleshy chunks are strewn about the place all helter-skelter.
Eeniem stands at the center of it all, looking very contented with himself... You've never seen a
Lichling smile before, it's almost as disturbing as its laughter. The
Rabid Badger Staff is motionless and unfrothing.
Eeniem: Heh.. eheh, Hello Brother. I have been waiting for you! After some very... heh eheh... VERY thorough testing, I've made some fun discoveries about your new weapon... Let's go somewhere a little more, fresh. Eeh he.
Eeniem leads you away from the FACTORY, busting down doors along the way to grab a BROWN WOODEN HAMMER, a PURPLE POTION of GREATER PRODUCTIVITY, a YELLOW CAT FROG, and one INNOCENT CHILD RIPE FOR SUFFERING.
The
Rabid Badger Staff remains motionless and unfrothing.
Eeniem: To ACTIVATE your weapon you just have to come in RANGE of something EDIBLE. Everything is edible once you do get it going, but it likes LIVING THINGS the most.
RBS: *snif...sniffSNIFF*
RBS: SNORTsnffsNortRaaHH! FEED ME gargle SNORThonkwheeze.
The
Rabid Badger Staff Starts snapping and clawing wildly, becoming a whirling blur of gnawing teeth and terrible hunger. It still remains unfrothing. The CHILD is, of course, RIPE FOR SUFFERING and thus she is well prepared for this and doesn't experiencing any negative feelings about the situation. She stands there with an unflinching dissociated stare, patiently awaiting her fate in unbothered silence.
Eeniem: Once ACTIVATED this omnivorous armament will eat LITERALLY anything... and once you get some good FLESH in its MAW it will start to produce a FOAM... my favorite part, eh ehe eeh.
RRRRRNNGGRGRRRRRRRRGGRRRGRRRRRZZRRGRGRRRNNGGRRRRNGRNRRRRR
In one fluid motion the
Lichling has made the child, and a good chunk of the ground into chum and mulch respectively. The
RBS enters an even further frenzy and large GOBS of a FROTHY RED OOZE now FLINGS from its FRANTIC BITING JAWS.
Eeniem shuffles over to the HAMMER, POTION, and CREATURE. Chuckling to himself while allowing fothe FOAM to drip onto them.
Eeniem: I was trying to see how much froth I could make and I ehe, he eh ehheh eh... found out it could do thisss.
The things begin to GLOW with
a familiar aura of CORRUPTION and
black tendrils writhe up from around the small collection.
When they emerge, they have
become starkly different things Now sitting before you is A
MORALITY SMASHER, a
POTION of
GREATER PILLAGING, and a
ferocious RED LYNX TOAD .
When you feed this
very potent weapon living flesh, you can use the foam to
corrupt the LESSER COLOURS to help you in battle.
Rabid Badger Staff successfully Equipped you're now ready.
You return to the army and find that
this corner of AVOID now CHURNS WITH THE MIGHTY INTENTION OF DEPARTING THIS PLANE. Your forces have WARPED A FRACTION OF THIS REALITY ITSELF WITH THEIR POWER. You have amassed 40 Teleportation Points (TP).
AVOID is about to bust into VOIDTHREE
You may now build your army for the invasion.
OPTIONS:
>
ONE: 25 TP
>
GRM: 16 TP
>Sentinel: 10 TP
>Mages: 5 TP
>Voidmen: 1 TP
>>
ENTER COMMAND
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