If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

[IamtheFather]

D->>:33 uM, wW)-(4t 11F y0u, M0T)-(3rF*Ck11Ng, wWr0t-3 u211nG, uM, -3V-3Ry80Dy'2 qU11rK 4Ll 4t P0uNc-3,,,,,,,,

[Cherry_Bugs_]

probably typing super small

[Cherry_Bugs_]

IiI aAaKkTtUuUaAaLlLlLlIiI DdEeEvVIiIsSeEeDd TtHhIiIsS kKuUuRrSsEeEdD qQuUuIiIrRcC nNnAaA WwHhIiIlLeEe BbAaAkKcC.?! WwAaAiIiTt UuUnNtTiIiLl uUuOoOIiI eEeEeEsS tTiIi nNiIi AaAkKtIiIoOoNn.?!

(Vowels are tripled, consonants are doubled, "k" and "C" replace each other, "I" replaces "y", camel caps, all punctuation at the end of each sentence, "an" is always used instead of the article "a", and words shorter that 3 letters are written backwards. Perhaps the ultimate cursed quirk?)

why would you make me read this

[kingof555]

[Bahinchut]

S̲̓̔̄ͥͬͩ̓̎o̩̖̱̝̤̊̃̾̆ͨ̀́ ͙̜̦͖̺̦̳ͤ̽̊̓ͥ͒́͟͝t̢͕̺̖̜̝͙̰̟ͥ̀͛̽̀́͋h̢̜̠̜͍̖͙͚̽ͤ̆͐́̑ͪȋ̸͕̣̞̫̼ͦ̓sͮ͐́ͬͬ̑̊̚҉̭̩̰̤̕ ͇̫̬̻͚͋ͨ͂͌́͜͡į̵̦̹̥̽ͮs̢̒̈́͒͏͇̬̣ ̦̫̙̈̆ͥ͌ͥṃ̵̅ͬͤ͗̽͠y̢̧̼̼̜̗̲̺̖ͮͪ̑ͥ̚ ̧̒̓ͭ̊̆̚҉͎̕ṭ̷̷̖̥̱̙̺͂̑̐ͤͫ͟r̢͒̿̓̂̒̓͊̐ͅo͈̱͔̹͆̏̔͑lͫͯ̊҉͉̝̺̥̯l̷͈̫̰͉̼̹̲̩͌ͧ͆̀ ̱̼͖̥̻̳̤̑̍͘͠͝q̸̺͎̜͖ͭ͂ͪ̈̽̎͑̀͞ṳ̶̪̻ͩͯ̔͛͂́͒͐͝i̹̙̠͗ͬͅr̰̈́ͦ͡k̨̘̠͇ͪͤ̒̔̔ͤͤ.̴̜̳̲̑̍̐̇͗̽ͩ ̹͖̑͌̅̃̾̌ͣ̚͢P͉̯̮̻̰̣̙̦̻̒͒ͯͤ͐̆r̠̗͚͍̋͌ͅe̱͙̰͍̠̖̻̤͉ͯ̍t̵̥̜̫̖̖̉̎̒ͅt̷͚̦͎̭͈̻̰̩͐ͥ̾̍̍̇̓̀͝y̸̥̪̖̬̼ͪͨͦ̏ͫͪ̉ ̡̠̣͚͎̪͕̠ͪ̌ͪ̋̽̌ͪ̈́̀͠c̼̹̹͌̑̐̌͟͞͞ư̻̻̰͖̱̈̑̑́͢ͅţ̃̅ͨͯͤ̅ͧ͐̀̚҉̩̮̯ḙ̯̹̠͋͑ͧ̄́͟ ̸͖̭͍͓̰̦̋͊̏͢ͅh̵̘͔̎̓̒̐̓ͯ́͘u͋̇ͫ͆̾̐ͪ̂҉̶̪̱̙̖̤͎̠̣͟h̘̙̱̺͆̉̇̒?̦͓̮͖̪̎ͪ̈̈͞͞ͅ ̨̡̼̥̞̮͉̝͙̂ͪ͌̏ͪ͝Ḫ͒ͮͥ̽ͨͩ͋ͬ́͘ḕ̪̖̮͈̟̹̜̠̂ͤ̒ͨ͑̆ẖ̸̛̯͗͗̃͌̄̉̿̚̕e̸̝̜̯̖̥̱̱ͦ̎̿̇ͬ ̵̰̙̩̘͓̫̝ͫ͑̀ͦ͗̀̎̀I̷̢͖͛̈͊ͧ͐̒͞'͚͍ͩ͝m͎ͭͮ̔ͫͤ͆̊̿̂͠͞ͅ ̅͊̍͏̖͈̥̘͖͈ͅj̻͈̫̠̱̪̯̙͓̑͗̆̇̽͢ủ̴̝̠̼̤̟̔̓̕ś͔̱̤̼̎̃̑̿̏̈́ṯ̶̭̱ͬ̈̓͂̃̉̀͑̀ ̴̜̬̦̫̣͋͐́͆̉͐ͧ́l̸͈̬͎̑̋͊ͅį̵̻̳̣̥̊ͩ̾́̃̍͐̚͞k̇̓ͭ͌̍̏͞͏͙̩e̸̽͐ͮͮ́̓͆͏̴͇̘̠͇̲ ̵̷̛̥̜͐ͥ̿t͚͚̩͔͊ͫ͌͑̎͂̒͌͐͢ĥͯ́҉̧̘̺̙̪̘̪ͅa̶͕̘̍̍͗ͮ̾̄͞t̼̞̘̲͓͕ͥ̅͗̏̄̃̄̎̍!͎̗̪̣̋ ̢̬̹̥͕͓ͪͤ̏̉͠I̸ͣ̇ͅ'̷̛̝̭̗̼̬̬̬͋͌̓ͣ̈̿m͇̺̓̉̎͘ ̤̪̖̠ͬ̋ͫ͂ͣͦ̀n͕̽ͤ̋͑̂̕o̧̟͎̣̩͉̫̱͒ͫ͊ͯ̍t̢̹̣͓̟̬͍̙̂̌͌̑̀ ̼̱̇̌̏͐͛̀͠â͙͚̣̗̭̺̬̽̋̍ͭ̈́̄̋͢ ̴̛̺̥͚̘͇̦͉͔̯̓͗̍ͯ̋̂̎̐̀v̉̔ͥ̌̽҉͇̳̮̣̕͠ā̵̷̭ͫͯ͐͂ͭ̍ͣp̺͙̜͓̪̻̳̂͌ͦ̕i̴̢̧͓̙̐̂ͅd̷̫̜͋̇̆ͪ̾͟ ̡̄̇ͪ̑̚͏̳͎f̳̺̯̩̰͓͖͖̉ͬ͛͒͂̿͂͠u̯̭͈̥̤̞̹̳̅̾ͥ͒̓ͭͣc̶̖̼̘͖̞͇͆̑͐̂̚kͪ̃̐̈́͏̡̨̘̫i̭̝̜̠͉͇͕͛͌̊̊̈͂̄ṉ͕̭̪̰̽ͦ͗ͪ͝g̛̠̺̔͂ͯ͒͘ ̴̯̪̝̟̺̝͑͗ͣ̓̿̅͆w̹̪̼͉͋ͨ̈́̿h̷͎̗ͨ̚ǫ̹̤̗̟̽̓r̴̬̣̬ͫ͆e̋͌̔̐ͥ͏҉̟͙̠ͅ ̶̧̫̪͈͗̍̓̉̎͌͟ļ̗̱̼̱̬͍̄ͭͩ͐̋̄̎̀̐͟ͅi̍͏̱̼̦̠̺̰k̺͙͖͕͈͎̜͖̦̅ͯ͝e͕͖͔͖̜̻͂̋͜ ̢̐͐́̏̂ͯ͢͏͖̟͈̩̙̳̙̥͚t̸̻̗̣̳̺͓́͂͑ͪ͗ͦ͑h̊̿ͭ͋̍͊̄͌͏̡̹͔͙̯ė̸̯͔̫̘̟̜ͮͤ̊̈͗͂̌͑ ̱̼͍ͩͧ͒̕ö̦̖̪̗̫̪͉̱́̉țͣ̓ͦ́͢h̼̳̟̰͌͋ͪͬ̌̆͜͝ĕ̡̛͈͉͙͎͉̮̪̽ͩ̇̉ͮ͗ͫͅr̷̢̗̜̪̱͉͍̱̋̍̓͌ͯ͘ ̬̰͚̤͍͈̈́̓̅̇̋̆g̷̣̝͚̫̠̉ͦ̄ͦ͑̌ͨ͒̚̕ͅi͕̣̣̼̻̜̒̾ͯͨ̽̈́́r͈͕̘ͥ̈́ḷ̶̴̣͋̚͘s̽̈́̄͂̂ͨ̔͏͖̗͈̟̬̼̼̀ ̍̋̌̄͗͛ͥ҉̮̣́a̶̜̖͍̟͇̘̩͓͌ͯ͊͆ͬ̓ͭ͗̑ͅt̜̰̟̙̪̲̞ͯ̎̊ͣ͞ ̢̛̯̘̝͇͑ͭͬ̓̋͡m̺̠̞̘̮̀͗͛ͬ̈̏̍̕ȳ̸̢̗̪̿ͭͮ̏̈ ͒ͪ̈́ͨͪ҉̖̝͓̼͚͓ͅş̗̞̈c͕̎͛͠h̿͑̾̈́҉̴͉̭͈͉͇̼o̦̫̗̞̐͋̓̿̇̃̉o̴͌͑̂̓͑̽͒̑͂҉̺̪͔̮̲ͅl̶̬͈͉͓̈́̃́́͑.̶̶̠͚̱̩̱̮̑ͭ̋͝

[uranianUmbra]

literally jUst calliope’s qUirk. :U~

[homeStank]

I actually had to have a troll quirk for a while, which was replacing "w" with "uu". My W button broke right as I uuas getting into homestuck.

[Cr0ssCutter]

I have a character based on a friend that has that one exactly, it's pretty funny to see in action, and i get to because that friend uses it on pesterchum as well, my favorite word to see with that quirk is pheuu (phew) it just looks so silly

As for myself, I wøuld prøbably just put crøss øut my ø letters because that's literally what i'm called, like cøme øn.

[BadHorse413]

@LL C@PS; WITH @'S INSTE@D OF "A"; @ND FREQUENT SEMICOLONS

[homeStank]

I have a character based on a friend that has that one exactly, it's pretty funny to see in action, and i get to because that friend uses it on pesterchum as well, my favorite word to see with that quirk is pheuu (phew) it just looks so silly

As for myself, I wøuld prøbably just put crøss øut my ø letters because that's literally what i'm called, like cøme øn.

Oh that's absolutely awesome! Also love that quirk.
My favourite is trying to type in uwu speak while roleplaying eridan
h-heuuuuo??? i-is anybuuuuody theuuuue??? HEUUUUOOOOOOO???

[Cr0ssCutter]

My favourite is trying to type in uwu speak while roleplaying eridan
h-heuuuuo??? i-is anybuuuuody theuuuue??? HEUUUUOOOOOOO???

you did it, you combined the two quirks into the most cursed thing and it's so great

[Mirage Xel]

𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘

[harmoniousCalamity]

If I were to go with how I write, I capitalize Bs, Qs, Rs, Ts, and Ss constantly, and occasionally Ds. Also I write my As like the @ symbol. So it would be a mess....

"The Quick BRown fox jumpS over The l@zy Dog."

yeesh

[AllergicToSanity]

every other sentence would be nihilistic and crossed out
assuming that isn't abnoxious as fuck

[Library-Whale]

The way I talk in... well, pretty much any form of online chat, is already kinda different from how I talk on forums!

no capitalization (except for EMPHASIS) and no use of periods... but as you can see, ellipsis don't count!
(i also make a studip amount of typos because i type way too fast :\)
(*stupid)

I was trying to figure out an "actual" quirk for a trollsona, though...

but i only got as far as capitaliZing every Z
and i feel like Z's an uncommon enough letter that it might not mean much? idk :\

[foreverFlummoxed]

I was trying to figure out an "actual" quirk for a trollsona, though...

but i only got as far as capitaliZing every Z
and i feel like Z's an uncommon enough letter that it might not mean much? idk :\

hmm...

maybe replacing all S-es with capital Z's along with the regular Z's?

along with maybe every poZZible 2 or maybe 5 with Z's?

(since S, Z, 2, and 5 all have a similar back and forth curvy shape to them, idk some ideas thrown out)



as for me, hmm this is a tough question, i already type atrociously... but how to make it more atrocious.

HWW... I PELIEAE I WVY HVAE VN IDEV FOR SOWE⊥HING (certain letters are flipped upside down A=V T=⊥ M=W b=P (it's definitely a work in progress))

⊥HE Q∩ICK PROMU FOX J∩WbZ OAER ⊥HE LASY DOG (updated quirk using that one sentence with all 26 letters)

[Roxy]

Honestly I'm boring as hell so I probably wouldn't be able to dedicate much more to a quirk ðan ðis. Only Þing I could Þink of considering I've done it before to mess with people.

[Endater]

=D If I was a purp blood, I'd prob type somethin like this D=
D= Ya know, like the drama mask things. Also I shorten words a lot =D

I also often mix words up when I speak. So instead of saying "Bag of milk", I might say "Milk of bag". (But mixing that up with the smileys might be a bit too obnoxious.)

[Rnak]

]My typing quirk would probably me put semi-colons in sentences
For example:TH;IS I;s ak;ward; Is;n't I;t?

[classpectanon]

this was probably supposed to be something else but the thought of someone just replying in error messages sent me