Darkshade

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:28 am

Whatever it is, it definitely used to be human. Your guess is that the person themself wasn't an anomaly, but was affected by one and as such their body took on drastic transformations and killed them in the process.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:30 am

Rib machine broke.

Lemonmellow · Post by **Lemonmellow** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:06 am

DR G.UN: Head to the cafeteria to grab a much needed cup of coffee

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:11 am

The door to the cafeteria is locked.

...

Fuck.

Lemonmellow · Post by **Lemonmellow** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:14 am

DR G.UN: Search corpse for key

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:05 pm

you NEED yoru FUCKIGN nmCOFFEENOw GIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEIT

But it was April Fools. And the joke is that you are going to suffer. No coffee for you.
Ha. Ha Ha. Ha.

23toedbasket · Post by **23toedbasket** » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:36 pm

>DR G UN: Go to storage to find something you can use to bust the cafeteria door down

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:47 am

To get to the SECONDARY CAFETERIA, you'll have to make your way through STORAGE to get to the ELEVATOR. So you head over to the entrance to Storage.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:58 am

You arrive in STORAGE. Looks like the power's out for some reason.

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:09 am

>Investigate open container

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:55 pm

You crouch down and begin to slowly make your way through storage, checking between each shipping container for hostile entities, sentient or otherwise. You stop when you come across a container that's been opened.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:56 pm

You cautiously move around the side of the container and come to the opening.

But... it's empty.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:39 am

Oh fuck.

23toedbasket · Post by **23toedbasket** » Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:51 am

>Blast your gun wildly and without abandon! get the hell out of there!

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:49 am

https://mspfa.com/?s=35022&p=1
Don't have much so far, but there's a short comic about the origins of a future character, Abhorrent Benefactor / AB / Absolute Bastard.
Also if I see anyone being horny over him I'm cancelling this entire comic and no one will ever know how it would've ended.

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:18 am

OH FUCK!!!

You are now the CLUELESS JANITOR, although your friends and family just call you CJ. Up until a few moments ago, you'd been listening to loud music through your headphones when something bumped against the door of the janitor's closet. Then an alarm went off for a while, so you kind of just hid in here until it stopped.
What will you do?

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:12 am

>CJ: Examine spray bottles, take most hazardous chemical as a weapon

Lemonmellow · Post by **Lemonmellow** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:22 am

CJ: Equip MOP

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun May 03, 2020 9:34 pm

You attempt to take one of the spray bottles, but unfortunately this janitor locker is only a cardboard cutout. Nothing here is actually real, leaving you to stroke longingly at the cleaning apparatus.
:,(

deadlyAdder · Post by **deadlyAdder** » Sun May 03, 2020 9:37 pm

You go to drink the cleaning liquid on the shelf, which is really the only real thing in here aside from you and the mop, when you notice that it is NOT ACTUALLY CLEANING LIQUID.

It is a bottle of something labelled "WUNDERLUBE".

Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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DR G.UN: could you kindly provide some information on the dead thing in the hallway?

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