...A VOID

[RoyalFiddle]

Army: Turn into 2 Sentinels, 1 GRM, and 4 fodder I mean Voidmen

[23toedbasket]

>SKIP VOIDS 3-6. CONSUME 7 POST-HASTE.

ahhahahahhahaa. I like your ambition but without enough GREEN to make a SELF CAUSED PORTAL you and your armies will have to move the old fashioned way.

The portal opens and a portion of your army steps through to the hypervoid
KSSZZSSSHIIIIOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

Army: 2 Sentinels, 1 GRM, and 4 fodder I mean Voidmen

As the portal closes ONE feels compelled to commune
When he does so, his mind stretches the expanse of Voids. Connecting to ħis armies. They surge through the hypervoid towards your first world... a hazy image appears in front of you depicting an ocean planet. The water is a tantalizing purple and it is being clung to by a Gigantopus. It is time to Gaze intently at the landscape, and choose how to distribute your forces

YOU HAVE:
>4 teams of VOIDMEN
>The Blade Sentinel
>The Blast Sentinel
>and the GREAT RED MAGE

YOU SEE:
>The The Gigantopus (or its six limbs)
>A deep, Sheer GORGE Which Belches GASSES
>Some AQUATIC METROPOLIS
>An Especially VAST CORAL REEF
>Three Obelisk Structures
>A VERY Large OIL SPILL
>The Floating Forest
>What Looks Like a BOAT?
>Some Gaping maw
>A huge Trash Subcontinent

[dg125]

> BE: someone else, preferably someone without a god complex

[RoyalFiddle]

Have your Blade Sentinel deal with the Gigantopus, while your teams of Voidmen invade the city, guided by the Red Mage and finally, have the Blast Sentinel explore the Obelisks.

After everyone knows their positions, be the Blast Sentinel

[23toedbasket]

> BE: someone else, preferably someone without a god complex

THE VOIDS: sigh... oh, hello?

Have your Blade Sentinel deal with the Gigantopus,

KZZSSHSSHIIIIIEWWWWWWWww
The Blade Sentinel appears above the Gigantopus, it raises one of its slimy eyebrows in curiosity at the new arrival.
Gigantopus: Have you brought an Offering for the Great Tentigula, all powerful lord of these six seas?

while your teams of Voidmen invade the city, guided by the Red Mage

It is night time in the city of Aquallia, the SpongeCoral towers house a slumbering citizenry who dream of underwater pleasantries and dolphin songs...
KZZSSHSSHIIIIIEWWWWWWWww
all are stirred by the sound of your portal, but many return to blissful slumber
The Great Red Mage and Four teams of ten voidmen, wreathed in toxic atmosphere loom menacingly above the aquatic metropolis. The voidmen bristle with excitement as they begin to descend upon the city, and the GRM prepares his first spell of the evening.

and finally, have the Blast Sentinel explore the Obelisks.
After everyone knows their positions, be the Blast Sentinel

KZZSSHSSHIIIIIEWWWWWWWww
your Blast Sentinel exits the portal near the Obelisks amidst a brutal whirling thunderstorm. Each towering structure is intricately carved with POWERFUL RUNECRAFT. The lexical enchantments seem to be causing the storm and bringing down HUGE BOLTS OF GREEN ENERGY

YOU are now the BLAST SENTINEL
OPTIONS:
>Attack
>Speak
>Explore
>Be GRM
>Be Blade Sentinel
>Be ONE
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

[pfeffer-29]

> Blast Sentinel: Explore

[luigi]

>#1: THERE IS A GREEN MAN. YOUR OTHER SELF. I HAVE SEEN HIM IN ANOTHER GAME. HE WAS YOU. UNTIL HE WASNT. IT IS CONFUSING. AND FRANKLY, BORING. WHAT ISN'T BORING. IS ENDLESS CHAOS AND DEATH.

>SO GO EAT YOUR GREEN SELF.

[dg125]

> And now for something completely different.

[1011686]

>THE VOIDS: Hows it hanging?

[23toedbasket]

> Blast Sentinel: Explore

A quick scan reveals the energy is being sent to some structure deep underground. These obelisks are HUGE!
Your Blast sentinel begins its descent and charges up a B GRADE BLAST WITH 1 DEGREE OF INTENSITY.

AMMO CHART:
Grade-Intensity
A-1,2,3,4
B-1,2,3,x
C-1,2,3,4

The layers of stone are thick, but still no mach for your cannons. Exploration underway.

> And now for something completely different.
(23TB: hey man, if you want something **completely** different please check out one of the
many
many
other
adventures
on
this
lovely
website

also this one)

Your attention shifts to the Great Red Mage and the Voidmen.
well, well, well. What do we have here?
teenie tiny GREEN CRUSTACEANS are SCREAMING and SKITTERING in PANIC as their YELLOW CITY is CONSUMED and CORRUPTED
The Voidmen engage in RUTHLESS pillaging and plundering. The sheer brutality of their ransacking would haunt the darkest chapters of this world's history books if only it was not going to be entirely consumed by your TERRIBLE POWER before anyone can write it down

GRM: These chitinous morstels will serve as GREAT spell-fodder, or manufacturing materials master... once we have consumed this world they will be YOURS to do with as you pleassseee.

>THE VOIDS: Hows it hanging?

THE VOIDS: OH, golly. You're back!
hmm,
what do you mean 'how's it hanging'? It's aaalll me baby. Nothin' else up here to hang onto!

>THE VOIDS: Boopa-Boopa-boopa-boopa-boopa-boopa-boopand-a-boop see? I'm IT, and it's unpheasable that I would ever be 'hangin,' soooo. yeah!

>#1: THERE IS A GREEN MAN. YOUR OTHER SELF. I HAVE SEEN HIM IN ANOTHER GAME. HE WAS YOU. UNTIL HE WASNT. IT IS CONFUSING. AND FRANKLY, BORING. WHAT ISN'T BORING. IS ENDLESS CHAOS AND DEATH.

>SO GO EAT YOUR GREEN SELF.

Deep within his meditation our lord UNO is immersed in A VOID his minds bends and transcends through untold dimensions, flipping between his forces and, other, more, abstract places... an oddly familiar voice calls out speaking of... another, you. ONE which was once you, but is now somehow no longer. ONE calls his attention to the individual in question... hm, UNO...This is unnacceptable. You will find this imposter and CONSUME HIM FOR HIS GREEN MUHUAHAHAHAHAHA

OPTIONS:
>Speak
>Send/be GRM
>Send/be Blade Sentinel
>Send/be Blast Sentinel
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

[RancidRancor]

>speak

[luigi]

>THEVOIDS: GUIDE RED MAN TO GREEN MAN.

WAIT A SEC SOMETHING'S HAPPENING

...

K I'M BACK.

[23toedbasket]

>THEVOIDS: GUIDE RED MAN TO GREEN MAN.

THE VOIDS: Golly, I just had the most FABULOUS idea! hmmmmmm... but, how'm I gonna get em together?

>speak

a new POWER is gained, the red void, changing.
The HIGHER ORDER OF BEING'S WILL commanded, a consumer speaks to itself .

ONE: ... UNO

[RoyalFiddle]

Uno: be vile as hell to your former self. I mean, VOIDS almighty the dude is harvesting people for Green

[RancidRancor]

>FUCK YOU.

[23toedbasket]

Uno: be vile as hell to your former self. I mean, VOIDS almighty the dude is harvesting people for Green

U: wh-huh?? HEY! YOU'RE THE GREAT OPPRESSOR!! well that's pretty F@#ING FUNNY SINCE YOU'RE ACTUALLY A PUNY WIMP. HOLY S#@T. Look at you!!! You're A TINY LIL B$#@H I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S@#! Your whole BODY about the size of my F#$ING HEAD. LOL. YOU SIR are a G@#D D@@# S#$@#$ LITTLE G@$@# WITH A F#$@# AND YOUR D$#@ S@#$@#@# L$@#@#$%!!!

>FUCK YOU.

ONE:>FUCK YOU.
U:...

U: FUCK ME??? FUCK ME??? FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU INFINITE TIMES TO THE AFTERVOID AND BACK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?? I THINK YOU'RE JUST A F@@$@@$ B@@$#$ @$#@ @#$@# @ @##@$@#@ @ @@#@$#@#$#@$#@$ @ @#@$#@$#@ @$#@$#@$#@$# $@$@#$@#$@#@@$@#$@ $@#@$ #@$@ @$#!!!! @$#@$@#$@# !!!! $@$@#@$#@$@# @#4@#$@ $@3 @$@#$@#$@#@$#@$ $#!!!!! $#@4@$#@$#@$@#$@#$@!!!! $@#$@#$@#@$ $@#@ $#@$@$@#$@#$@ $@ $@#$@#@$#@$@24342!!!!

uh... OPTIONS:
>Speak
>Send/be GRM
>Send/be Blade Sentinel
>Send/be Blast Sentinel
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

[BrobyDDark]

>S P E A K: "Do not be angry, child. I wish to give you a present"

[vipershlong]

>keep being vile and continue this vitriolic banter

[luigi]

>THEY ARE SO CLOSE OH MY *GOD*!!!!! JUST FUCKING *CONSUME* HIM ALREADY. TAKE WHAT IS YOURS, MISTER #1.

[RoyalFiddle]

Uno, One: commence violent hatesnogging