MSPFA Mirror
A young man stands in his room.
Although it is only 17 years ago that he was given a life, it is only today he will be given a name.
It just so happens that today is the beta release of a very imprtant game.
But he doesn't know that.
To him, it's just a game.
what will this young man's name be?
>Enter name.
Okay, we get it.
While a name like "SLOTHFUL DRUGGIE" may be good for a laugh, and while it may be apt, it certainly isn't the name he will be using for the rest of his life.
Oh, and he alredy has a name.
>Reveal name.
Let's just reveal his real name and get it over with.
>Examine room.
Your name is ZACH.
You have an obsession with 60S HIPPIE CULTURE and HIPPIE MOVIES, and although some may call it a FETISH, you sure wouldn't. You just think it's neat, okay?
You like the VAPORWAVE genre of music. Beyond that, you don't really have that many interests, except of course, DRUGS.
Listen, a brother's got to destress somehow, and you can't exactly resist the allure of relacing and GETTING STONED.
What will you do?
