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[luigi]

>Somebody has to tell Papa about his lovely spaghetti bride.

[Merlin]

all of the allies: go to that red void, take the fight to them!

[23toedbasket]

>Somebody has to tell Papa about his lovely spaghetti bride.

what an absolutely perfect time for that! yes, Someone has to inform PAPA ITALIANo about his possible future! and only UNO saw it soooo
UNO:...

all of the allies: go to that red void, take the fight to them!

uh...yeah, another great Idea! UNO can get you there with a flick of his wrists! surely you AND all your friends can take on the whole Red Void lets-a-go!
UNO: ...

uhhh!?! what's going on here?

ONO, UNO seems to be TRAUMATIZED by seeing his own CORPSES, and the GNARLY ENDINGs that await his PAPA and FRIENDS. Seems that NINE's little show had a DEEP IMPACT on our unenumerated hero! UNO has been PARALYZED by INDECISION... how does he KNOW if what he decides to do will get papa BURNT or BETROTHED to his BUSTY MEATBALL BRIDE!?! oh god, THE PRESSURE!!
seems his anxiety attack has distracted him from the fact that you're all
PLUMMETING TO THE FAST APPROACHING OCEAN SURFACE... the water does NOT look like it's gonna break your fall SOFTLY

You gotta snap UNO out of this QUICKLY! unless you have a better idea, he's the only one that can cast you a PILLOW or SOMETHING!

WHAT DO YOU DO??

[luigi]

SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED

[RancidRancor]

>Greencheeks: introduce yourself already!

[vipershlong]

>Goop: touch UNO so he snaps out of his anxiety attack

[BrobyDDark]

>UNO: Succumb to the Red

[23toedbasket]

SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED SUCCUMB TO THE RED

ONE:... UNO

>Goop: touch UNO so he snaps out of his anxiety attack

>FUCK YOU.

>Greencheeks: introduce yourself already!

creator: Now it's my turn. hehe..
>would you like a creative solution? Y/N

>Y

>UNO: Succumb to the Red

PAPA: WHAT-A THE FUCK-A YOU DO UNO??!??!?!
UNO: I-I don't KNOW! I was SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR A SECOND. WHAT DID I DO??
TWO: You just KINNIKU SMASHED GOOP INTO THE OCEAN!
UNO: WHAT?!

It seems the HELMET somehow PREVENTED UNO from succumbing to the Red

Gloop
Bloop
boop.
HUH! Papa recalls what he had speculated about Goop earlier... the PURPLE WATER seems to have made his ACIDIC FORM INERT.
Your whole party has landed totally UNHARMED! though perhaps slightly nerfed, and certainly with NEW HEADGEAR. PHEW!

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[luigi]

>Papa and Two: Trade swords

[RancidRancor]

>UNO: take a look around! scratch your head as you survey tha area

[23toedbasket]

>Papa and Two: Trade swords

PAPA: Hey, two, is-a that-a my old crown?
TWO: huh? oh, yeah it is! and you have my sword! somehow...?
PAPA: AYe this-a great a-news! wanna make it a trade?
TWO: Yeah! ok! whoa, wait what's happening?
PAPA: The sword's a-part of-a the crown bambino... gave you the best thing to-a use its power
TWO: ohhh, well... okay! hey, PAPA, how'd you get my sword in the first place?

>UNO: take a look around! scratch your head as you survey the area

UNO: *skritch* HUH? where'd this come from??

Bryn: so YOU'RE the guy in my head!

UNO: GAH! who said that????

UNO, PAPA: Whoaa...
EIGHT: Goooop...
Whoaa...
TWO: I kinda liked my sword...

[luigi]

>Uno: Give the helmet to somebody more diplomatic to continue the conversation with Bryn.

[1011686]

What no, Uno is totally diplomatic enough.
>Group: descend to where the fighting is going on.

[23toedbasket]

>Uno: Give the helmet to somebody more diplomatic to continue the conversation with Bryn.

Uno begins to hand off his helmet, and instantly is transported back to the mysterious, yet familiar scene, before him stands THE GREAT OPPRESSOR HIMSELF and some sort of FLOATING DUO-CHROME dome... you can't quite make out what they're saying but it seems THE GREAT OPPRESSOR is... nervous! By the GODS what could possibly intimidate THE ONE. This HEAD must be wielding a degree of power so terrible you shudder to even think about it... What's this?? Is that, no... it can't be!
*Dialogue continued in ...A VOID*

EIGHT: Goooouup! goopyGOOP goop goopgoop? Goop g-goopy gooop???
ouuu! can I PLEASE wear the helmet? Pretty p-pretty please??

PAPA: what, a-no...

TWO: I like, didn't *sigh* didn't know I'd lose MY sword... thought, i'd have an extra or whatever...

What no, Uno is totally diplomatic enough.
>Group: descend to where the fighting is going on.

Papa Italian-o, now with his CROWN ONCE AGAIN upon his upper crust, LIFTS THE GROUP WITH THE POWER OF HIS ARTISTERY!

PAPA (in a resounding baritone): LLLLALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEEE HAVE-A BAD GUY IN THE SKyYYY that BIIGTOPUS need-a HEEEROOOOOS, so weee-a must a-TRYYYYYYyyYYYYYyYYYYY

EIGHT: Goop! GOOP GOOP GOOP!
right! LET'S SAVE THIS FRIENDOPUS

TWO: I-oh WHOA there's WAY bigger stuff going on I had no IDEA!

UNO: I WAS JUST IN THAT PLACE I SAW THE GREAT OPPRESSOR AND SOMETHING ELSE, TWO! YOUR BODY! IT WAS TWITCHING UNDERNEATH SOME BIG HEAD, DEAD!

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THE PARTY NOW APPROACHES THE HUGE-TOPUS OR WHATEVER ON THE SOUNDWAVES OF PAPA'S POWERFUL VOICE... THE EVIL RED THING IS COMING IN WITH A CHARGED UP SPINNING BLADE ATTACK!

STRATEGY TIME!

GOOP with the AMORPHOUS FORM that BURNS THROUGH ANYTHING (not purple)
TWO with, well, UNTESTED POWER WITH HIS NEW EQUIPMENT SET
UNO with his ABILITY TO CREATE ANYTHING
and PAPA
with the MELODY

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[23toedbasket]

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(23TB: Hey dudes! thanks for reading. I really have enjoyed making this story for you guys so far. I've been gone the past week, and have been inconsistent before that, so I guess it's time to explain. The state of the world has kind of been getting to me, I decided to spend more time with my family... y'know, with it being the apocalypse and all. My son's kind of into the forums but not nearly as much as I am L O L. Anyway, I'll try to get regular content back on track. I appreciate all of ya who are reading! namaste brothers n sisters n siblings, stay stafe out there dudes. Love you.

[luigi]

>Goop: How long can you stretch yourself?

[23toedbasket]

>Goop: How long can you stretch yourself?

Goop engages first! STREEEEETCHING his mucilaginous coil to its limit!
The great green eye of the Verylargetopus follows Goop curiously, and with serious suspicion.
The sheer DISTANCE that is being covered here cannot be given justice, the Vastopus is GIGANTIC

By the time goop reaches the assailant he has been reduced to the width of a finger.
*tap*
--TSSssSSSssSSS--

CONTACT! Goop's caustic nature works its magic through the armour of the fiend. DISTRACTING HIM FROM HIS ATTACK MERELY FOR A MOMENT.

GOOP has made the first move.

a window is now open.

Who goes next?

[Merlin]

#2: slice that motherfucker up with your awesome sword.

[luigi]

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Damn your art is rly good

>Papa: Engage in STERN FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL. Tell the blade sentinel you aren't mad - just disappointed.

[RancidRancor]

>UNO: is that voice... coming from the helmet? take it off and put it back on a bunch of times as fast as you can
>ONCE you figure it out, use some green and be at that red thing with a bad ass blade of your own