Worst Character you can think of

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:46 pm

Come up with the absolute most Mindbogglingly awful Homestuck character you can think of (Within the rules of the forum of course). It can be Kids, Trolls, Carapacians, Cherubs, or hell, even Leprechauns. I'll start with one I came up with, and one my Blackrom gave me.

Thine own:
Your name is Slurpe Drinks, and you just love that icy syrupy trash. You have a variety of interests, but none of them compare to your adoration for RUST-BLOOD FLAVOURED DRINKS, and you especially love the varieties with MIND-ALTERING additives.

Blackroms:
Your name is Biggus Dickus, and you are entirely pointless.

I'm excited to see the monstrosities we create!

pfeffer-29 · Post by **pfeffer-29** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm

James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.

Alternatively:

Your name is BIGGIE CHEESE. You enjoy CHEESE. You have a variety of interests, which include RAPPING and GETTING THE LADIES. And CHEESE.

The only thing you wear is a SICK GOLD CHAIN. Other than the CHAIN, you are COMPLETELY NAKED. But this is ok, because you're BIGGIE CHEESE.

You are a member of the HIGHBLOODS but you refuse to wear their BLASPHEMOUS FACEPAINT. You refuse to murder anyone except with words. Or CHEESE.

Your specibus is CHEESEKIND and your lusus is a GIANT RABID SQUEAKBEAST. You tend to speak normally.

What do you do?

MorganMustDie · Post by **MorganMustDie** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:58 pm

pfeffer-29 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm
James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.

This is simply not true

JAHSEH ONFROY on the other hand

pfeffer-29 · Post by **pfeffer-29** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:03 pm

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:58 pm

pfeffer-29 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:56 pm
James Corden is a valid kid name. I'll leave you at that.
This is simply not true

ah, sorry. I forgot how to count letters. Enter
jame corden

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:04 pm

CURSED

MorganMustDie · Post by **MorganMustDie** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:07 pm

I see your JAME CORDEN, and raise to you the truly most cursed kid name

ahem

Your name is BRUH MOMENT.

arrowSparrow · Post by **arrowSparrow** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm

your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:50 pm

arrowSparrow wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm
your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB

BRUH MOMENT and his friend, DUDE COOLGUY, Sitting 5 feet apart because they don't want anyone to know they are hopelessly in love with each other

Flame_Warp · Post by **Flame_Warp** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:56 pm

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:50 pm

arrowSparrow wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:44 pm
your name is BRUH MOMENT and you're the epitome of that VINE WITH TWO GUYS IN THE HOT TUB
BRUH MOMENT and his friend, DUDE COOLGUY, Sitting 5 feet apart because they don't want anyone to know they are hopelessly in love with each other

Guys, you're supposed to be making bad characters.

Prime · Post by **Prime** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:23 pm

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm

Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!

Robot_Face · Post by **Robot_Face** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:54 pm

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm
Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!

That's just Vikare

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:56 pm

Robot_Face wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:54 pm

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:25 pm
Your name is JIERRY BEEMAN and boy according to all known laws of AVIATION you shouldn't be able to fly!
That's just Vikare

That might explain why Vikare is one of my least favorite Friendsim trolls

Prime · Post by **Prime** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:28 pm

Your name is AREPEE OHESEA and you can't help but PRETEND you're a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

lynn · Post by **lynn** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:34 pm

how about VRISKA SERKET

rookie1978 · Post by **rookie1978** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:11 pm

Andrew Hussie is a valid troll name

Prime · Post by **Prime** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:44 pm

Your name is THAI REPOSTE and you post SHIT MEMES ad FUCKING NAUSEUM.

Wing · Post by **Wing** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:50 pm

rookie1978 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:11 pm
Andrew Hussie is a valid troll name

"No it's n-"
"..."
"Fuck."

^
Accurate impression of me reading this, counting the letters, and then sobbing.

Prime · Post by **Prime** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:24 pm

Wing wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:50 pm

"No it's n-"
"..."
"Fuck."

this week on "obvious things you missed"...

uh
Your name is DOGE POSTER and you wish to be RELEASED from these FORUMS whence your whore ex-wife, KAREN, have imprisoned you.

Post by **RoyalFiddle** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:44 pm

Your name is Stawar Vaders and you are just the worst

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