Public Alchemiter

[Lightvsdark777]

I might as well start one like this since no other threads like this are on the forum. Give me two to three items and the operation (&& or ||), and I'll alchemite them for you, adding an in-depth description! However, you can only alchemite two things at the same time to avoid me becoming confused.


Example combination + result: Garfield Comic Strip && Brainscan of Jim Davis && Camera = Garfieldifier

This camera has the same function of Dave's SBAHJifier, but instead of making Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics based on anything it takes a picture of, it makes Garfield comics based on anything it takes a picture of. You are going to have fun with this.


The above image belongs to luigicat11, not me!

[RoyalFiddle]

While there technically is an Alchemy thread on another board, it's super dead, and even if it weren't I'd still say this is fair game. Anyway, would you || the client and server sburb disks?

[Lightvsdark777]

While there technically is an Alchemy thread on another board, it's super dead, and even if it weren't I'd still say this is fair game. Anyway, would you || the client and server sburb disks?

Client Sburb Disc || Server Sburb Disc = Big Bang

Seems that the discs are temperamental when it comes to being used in alchemy. You decide not to waste your grist (and accidentally destroy yourself) and just admire it on the Holopad extension.

[PopoMerrygamz]

Plush Donald Duck && Winter Pajamas.

[Lightvsdark777]

Plush Donald Duck && Winter Pajamas.

Plush Donald Duck && Winter Pajamas = Donald Duck Pajamas

You get exactly what it says on the tin. The fabric of the pajamas has several layers, allowing for coziness in even the coldest of conditions. You love them. They're very soft.

Try sending me organisms next time, people.

[PopoMerrygamz]

Donald Duck Pajamas && Computer

[Lightvsdark777]

Donald Duck Pajamas && Computer

Donald Duck Pajamas && Computer = Donald Duck Computer

This computer is shaped like Donald duck's head, with the screen being where the eyes should be and the keyboard on the bill. It's somehow pleasantly warm to the touch.

[PopoMerrygamz]

Donald Duck Computer && Aradiabot

[Lightvsdark777]

Donald Duck Computer && Aradiabot

Donald Duck Computer && Aradiabot = Donaldiabot

This robot looks like a robotic version of Donald Duck, but with Aradia's symbol and horns. Needless to say, she is not pleased with you for doing that.

[RoyalFiddle]

Aradiabot && Rosebot (Or as Terezi would prefer, Rose)

[Lightvsdark777]

Aradiabot && Rosebot (Or as Terezi would prefer, Rose)

Aradiabot && Rosebot = Araosebot

You get a robot with Aradiabot's horns and symbol, but with Rose's hairstyle and build. The thing is, the minds of Aradia and Rose are not separate. They occasionally argue, resulting in seizure-like convulsions whenever this happens.

[PopoMerrygamz]

Donald Duck Pajamas && Candy Scythe

[Generalrabogolfo]

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom

[Lightvsdark777]

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom = Paradox
Oh no...

[Lightvsdark777]

Donald Duck Pajamas && Candy Scythe

Donald Duck Pajamas && Candy Scythe = Soft Donald Scythe
This scythe is soft to the touch, but cuts just as deep. The hilt of the scythe is colored much like a candy cane, while the blade itself is etched with Donald Duck imagery all over it.

[Generalrabogolfo]

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom = Paradox
Oh no...

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Lightvsdark777]

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom

Yo Mama Jokes && A Ghost Copy Of Your Mom = Paradox
Oh no...

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

The paradox consumes you.

[AllergicToSanity]

nepeta && karkat

[Lightvsdark777]

nepeta && karkat

I should probably mention that it's not a very good idea to alchemize together two trolls. Bad things happen.

[Lightvsdark777]

Serina Special!

For the next three alchemizations, throw at me an alchemization that involves something from Serina as one of its components.