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[Punchlion]

I wish the mods would wake up from their ancient slumber

Granted, The mods are now the only people active on the forums.

I wish for a canon adventure taking place in the Beforus SGRUB session.

Granted, but it's too good for anyone to understand so they all think its bad (but at least YOU can appreciate it ((heaven forbid you say you like it though)))

I wish to be able to swim through land and sicken the healthy

[mightyhydrator]

Granted, but it's too good for anyone to understand so they all think its bad (but at least YOU can appreciate it ((heaven forbid you say you like it though)))

I wish to be able to swim through land and sicken the healthy

Granted. As you swim through land, you are a lot more likely to fall sick as you're constantly touching dirt and all it contains. This does not go well if your ability to sicken others.

I wish Sans and Komaeda were real and were Kanye West's main rivals.

[loomingDoom]

Granted. They were so competitive rivals that they all 3 ended up killing each other

I wish i was an Homestuck Troll. The teal blood in my Avatar

[averageJokester]

Granted. You are taken in by authorities and become subject of experiments due to being an alien.

I wish Sburb was explored more in Homestuck.

[loomingDoom]

Granted. Homstuck is now ONLY about the exploration of the game. Nothing else. Nobody talks to each other. Kill anything. No Drama, nothing but pure Exploration

I wish Homestuck didn't essentially give up on Fetch Modus after a few acts

[AllergicToSanity]

granted, half of act 6 is trying to retrieve the sburb discs

i wish that i was

[loomingDoom]

Granted, you are something but certainly not human or living... Just something

I wish I had more wishes

[belovedCreator]

Granted, but your wishes can only be requested from The Magic Conch in the form of yes/no questions.

I wish that everybody here got to get together for a big party

[Jxkyz]

Granted, Everyone gets Covid-19.

I wish Homestuck replaced the bible in ancient times.

[23toedbasket]

granted, ancient times are now the only times. Humanity never stood a chance

I wish for infinite wishes, then I wish for a little bit of power... infinite times

[Jxkyz]

Granted, you gain access to this forum as much as you want as long as you eat something

I wish for Homestuck to legally change its name to Homosuck

[DiamontRuben]

Granted, now Homestuck has the quality of Homostuck.




I wish ultimate dirk would instantly die in the next Homestuck^2 update

[terezis_gay_lusus]

Granted. He dies and is now permanently the narrator because he can no longer have any direct action on the story, he controls everyone else even more.

I wish that EriKar could have been canon.

[Endater]

Granted. They are married for 30 years, but have a messy divorce after Karkat has an affair with Nepeta. And of course, troll divorces are dealt with via duel. There are no weapons or clothes allowed. It's pure naked troll-on-troll fisticuffs. Karkat dies first, with Eridan sustaining a few good injuries. Eridan returns to his ship to heal, but in the middle of the night Nepeta pounces on him, killing him to avenge her lover.

I wish I had a pet Hussie I could force to write GOOD comics

[Freebok]

Granted. Your pet Hussie starts writing the greatest webcomic ever, but dies from rabies before it gets anywhere.

I wish the alpha trolls were even slightly plot relevant.

[MrDiamondEgg]

Granted, as is the 80,000 words or so of dialogue you have to read.

I wish I could do anything I desired to do.

[candleWick]

Granted. But as soon as you do complete a task you put your mind to you drop dead on the ground.

I wish Damara was an actual character and not a joke.

[gardenAgnostic]

granted! she is horribly written
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i wish jade wasn't character assasinated in the epilogues

[ForkOfSpoon]

granted! the epilogues are now retconned through a series of minuscule changes in the books that conflict with canon information

i wish for a new shorter adventure with the midnight crew with more problem-sleuth-like what the hell than seen in homestuck's intermission

[GhostlyGossip]

Granted, but Clubs Deuce is completely absent.

I wish I had a Sony Playstation Vita