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Milfs of Homestuck

Post by VFFN » Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:58 pm

A thread all about the milfs of Homestuck! I'll start: Mom Lalonde is hot and I want her to sit on me
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by vanico » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:03 pm

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MOM LALONDE IS SO HOT GUYS
I CAN'T :andrew:
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Art is shitty as hell
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Will » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:07 pm

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Sincerely, William A. Jones :andrew:

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Ciocel » Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:49 pm

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by rookie1978 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:55 pm

Mom Lalonde is top tier and nobody can prove otherwise
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by apathysquared » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:39 pm

Horny motherfuckers

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Nep » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:56 pm

Mom lalonde and Fishbitch rank up high.

Grown up Jade goes there too.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by tangerineSprite » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:23 pm

The Dolorosa is the founder of the M.O.H (milfs of homestuck) empire I do not take criticism on this. Mom Lalonde comes second to that but we should also put our hands together and admit that Adult Rose was pretty damn hot.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by VASKA » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:10 am

I don't know if it's a symptom of some underlying issues, but WQ has really got it going on
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:20 am

What about that Mindfang though? Terrible person, just a trash fire in the shape of a troll, but *Whistle*

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by JakeMorph » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:16 am

mother grub. i think the stats support me on this one
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Post by hamifihekrix » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:06 am

alright alright alright... get this.

one of the only non-human characters that classify as a milf. the connections are iffy but my love for the maryam's reigns triumphant.

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the dolorosa.

tell me that you don't just wish you could be kankri in her arms. if i were to be honest, i think i may have a crush on all three of the maryam's. is that my serket showing up? i hope not. i only like vriska. i don't want to kin aranea. aranea bad. manipulative. anyway.

on a counterpoint to this though, imagine...

alpha vriska and alpha kanaya as milves
:cal: MEAN LEAN HOMESTUCK MACHINE :cal:

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by seerofheart » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:32 am

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The Baddest Bitch in the Galaxy is technically Feferi's mom, and the Mother of the Alternian Empire.
Welcome back to 2007

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Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Crpal » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:57 am

seerofheart wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:32 am
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The Baddest Bitch in the Galaxy is technically Feferi's mom, and the Mother of the Alternian Empire.
Dat Thigh Gap

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Khiara » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:50 pm

Flame_Warp wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:20 am
What about that Mindfang though? Terrible person, just a trash fire in the shape of a troll, but *Whistle*
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Yes
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by rookie1978 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm

epilogue jane counts.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:43 pm

Khiara wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:50 pm
(The prettiest goddamn art I've ever laid eyes on)
Yes
You. You fucking get me.

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by MorganMustDie » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:29 am

rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
These are the worst words I've ever read with my own two eyes
Image Perfection.

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Alder » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:30 am

rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
She's more of an M than a MILF. Would not fuck, chick is crazy.

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by RoyalFiddle » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:40 pm

rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
Rookie I beg you, don't stick your dick in genocidal crazy
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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