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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:17 pm

rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
I would passionately argue she was MORE of a MILF before the epilogues

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Roxy » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:41 pm

rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
gotta say man, bad take/10
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by rookie1978 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:14 pm

OK. Ok. I know i'm getting flak. But look. She was ALREADY a hot mom. Now she's a HOT ACTUAL MOM.
If she's still got these hips i'm 100% down.

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by classpectanon » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:50 pm

Let's try to keep discussion of character's MILF status reserved for once they are of age (i.e, epilogue Jane), thank you.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by VFFN » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:27 pm

Epilogue Jane does technically count, despite how much I really dislike the epilogues. No milf-shaming in the thread, we're here to appreciate.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:31 pm

I just can't get into Epilogue Jane. Now, snapd8 Jane?

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by VFFN » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:37 pm

I can agree, the epilogues did her so dirty, but snap8 Jane is def my type of lady.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Sylandrophol » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:38 pm

the disciple desu. y'all sleeping on a underrated thicc gorl
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by VFFN » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:44 pm

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the disciple desu. y'all sleeping on a underrated thicc gorl
You're right and I'm a fool. I knew someone was being forgotten.
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Post by Sylandrophol » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:50 pm

VFFN wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:44 pm
Sylandrophol wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:38 pm
the disciple desu. y'all sleeping on a underrated thicc gorl
You're right and I'm a fool. I knew someone was being forgotten.
hell yeah, also ngl the disciple cute too
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by rubs juice » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:53 pm

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:54 pm

Sn0wman is definitely the literal definition of hot, but she's no MILF. She's just hot.

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by rubs juice » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:58 pm

Flame_Warp wrote:
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Sn0wman is definitely the literal definition of hot, but she's no MILF. She's just hot.
Well if you subscribe to the Stabdad AU, then yeah she's MILF

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by Flame_Warp » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:50 pm

rubs juice wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:58 pm
Flame_Warp wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:54 pm
Sn0wman is definitely the literal definition of hot, but she's no MILF. She's just hot.
Well if you subscribe to the Stabdad AU, then yeah she's MILF
...Yeah alright, fair play.

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Post by seerofheart » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:50 am

You're all sleeping on Madame Crocker if you think epilogue Jane isn't a MILF. Don't you know the number one rule of thirsting after fictional characters is that the more evil they are, the sexier they get?
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by thorondraco » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:57 am

seerofheart wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:50 am
You're all sleeping on Madame Crocker if you think epilogue Jane isn't a MILF. Don't you know the number one rule of thirsting after fictional characters is that the more evil they are, the sexier they get?
Would she count as a milf if it turns out she hasn't aged since she was Twenty?

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Post by seerofheart » Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:00 am

Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around.

But either way Jane is definitely a grown ass woman in Candy.
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by thorondraco » Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:25 am

seerofheart wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:00 am
Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around.

But either way Jane is definitely a grown ass woman in Candy.
One physically stops growing at about 25. The aging after there is some wear and tear from living and working. So unless they physically age and go through a cycle of becoming young again after dying? Guess its possible but it seems also a little impractical vs, well, just not breaking down over time. Biological immortality.

Its also possible that it is a reaction between not expecting to see John so much older than herself and how John was dressing. Far as we know they look like a bunch of college students dressing like forty years olds.

Dunno. WE haven't had anyone die and resurrect for a while. Oh no what if they turn back into their 13 year old selves?

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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by classpectanon » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:38 am

thorondraco wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:25 am
seerofheart wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:00 am
Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around.

But either way Jane is definitely a grown ass woman in Candy.
One physically stops growing at about 25. The aging after there is some wear and tear from living and working. So unless they physically age and go through a cycle of becoming young again after dying? Guess its possible but it seems also a little impractical vs, well, just not breaking down over time. Biological immortality.

Its also possible that it is a reaction between not expecting to see John so much older than herself and how John was dressing. Far as we know they look like a bunch of college students dressing like forty years olds.

Dunno. WE haven't had anyone die and resurrect for a while. Oh no what if they turn back into their 13 year old selves?
according to hussie from the formsprings IIRC, after you god tier you age to you physical peak and then stop there (so around 25 or so)
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck

Post by thorondraco » Wed Nov 20, 2019 2:21 pm

classpectanon wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:38 am
thorondraco wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:25 am
seerofheart wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:00 am
Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around.

But either way Jane is definitely a grown ass woman in Candy.
One physically stops growing at about 25. The aging after there is some wear and tear from living and working. So unless they physically age and go through a cycle of becoming young again after dying? Guess its possible but it seems also a little impractical vs, well, just not breaking down over time. Biological immortality.

Its also possible that it is a reaction between not expecting to see John so much older than herself and how John was dressing. Far as we know they look like a bunch of college students dressing like forty years olds.

Dunno. WE haven't had anyone die and resurrect for a while. Oh no what if they turn back into their 13 year old selves?
according to hussie from the formsprings IIRC, after you god tier you age to you physical peak and then stop there (so around 25 or so)
Huh, cool. Though i am slightly disappointed cause it would be hilarious if one of them turned 13 again XD.

I wonder if Hussie had that in mind to begin with or if he saw people talking about it and is like 'yeahp that headcanon is good'. He has admitted to observing the headcanons of the fandom.

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